Men!!!!! Page 3

Quote: losaavedra @ January 21, 2008, 8:00 PM

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

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Yeah thats always annoyed me. For years I was told and even told off for not putting the toilet seat down. i always thought it was because of the smell but I eventually found out that its because women are so lazy they can't be arsed to look where they are about to sit That explains why Chavs are born then

So there

I go by the ratio rule. If there are more women living in the house than men, the seat should be kept down. And vice versa.

Ideally though, one bathroom each!

Quote: ajp29 @ January 21, 2008, 8:03 PM

Yeah thats always annoyed me. For years I was told and even told off for not putting the toilet seat down. i always thought it was because of the smell but I eventually found out that its because women are so lazy they can't be arsed to look where they are about to sit That explains why Chavs are born then

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No it's not! It's because you guys pee on the seat and all around it, so we don't want to touch it to put it down!!!

Quote: EllieJP @ January 21, 2008, 8:06 PM

No it's not! It's because you guys pee on the seat and all around it, so we don't want to touch it to put it down!!!

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No because I lift the seat up so i don't piss on it, thats why it isn't left down. If you're worried about piss you'd surely want the seat left up wouldn't you?

If your worried about piss stay outta the toilet.

Which is worse... peeing on the seat accidentally, or accidentally FALLING INTO THE TOILET?

We have it worse!

Quote: ajp29 @ January 21, 2008, 8:08 PM

No because I lift the seat up so i don't piss on it, thats why it isn't left down. If you're worried about piss you'd surely want the seat left up wouldn't you?

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I'm not too fussed about men I live with, cause they tend to be clean. It's toilets at work for example where they don't lift the seat up, or wee on the underside of the seat! It's gross! And I'm sure you're well behaved Adam!

I dunno. Maybe Shakin Sevens can unock the mystery?

Quote: EllieJP @ January 21, 2008, 8:10 PM

And I'm sure you're well behaved Adam!

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Well when i'm pissing yes...

Fair doos. I suppose theres a difference between breaking your tail bone and just having to put the seat back again. I concede defeat.

Now another thing women do is win arguments without any sense of logic

Why do women have 'Brazilian's' I am told,(I've never seen one in situ)that all the pubic hair is shaved, except for a thin vertical line down the centre, My eye witness tells me that it looks like a wiper blade stuck in the middle of a windscreen. would you advise my wife to have one,and why, she is 68years old.

Quote: Charley @ January 21, 2008, 6:13 PM

Odd little things arent you. Really odd?

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How come you started this after we met on Saturday?

All of this rubbish is why I piss in the sink.

Quote: James Williams @ January 21, 2008, 6:53 PM

Well, I love oral sex. I'm like Krazee-Eyez Killa out of Curb.

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I love you I do.

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 21, 2008, 9:30 PM

Why do women have 'Brazilian's' I am told,(I've never seen one in situ)that all the pubic hair is shaved, except for a thin vertical line down the centre, My eye witness tells me that it looks like a wiper blade stuck in the middle of a windscreen. would you advise my wife to have one,and why, she is 68years old.

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I am completley waxed which by the way is only on the off chance a man REALLY wants to have a lickle lickey.
You feel every breath & touch and oh oh oh lick, more.
Anyhoo oral is like a train. Its always late & after you needed it.
Women & men lie about how much they enjoy it. I personaly as a lover of all things sexual, would rather knit.
Fankoo.