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Ah there's loads you could go as....Calamity Jane...you got a pair of jeans haven't you??! or how about Sandy from Grease? that would be my choice...though I hear she had to be sewn into those black trousers...how are ya with a needle and thread?? 
I think you should go all out in ostrich feathers...
What am I saying? Of course you should go as...
I've just rang up an airport hotel in Liverpool and asked them if they had a height restriction on their car park:
Will Cam
Could you tell me if there is a height restriction in your car park please?
Scouse Girl
Errrr, I don't know, hang on will yer.
Grams - phone hold music
Scouse Girl
'Ello, yeah, there is. It's 6.4
Will Cam
6.4 foot?
Scouse Girl:
No. It's either metres or inches
Will Cam
6.4 metres? That's about 20 foot? That sounds a bit heigh for a car park
Scouse Girl
It must be 6.4 inches then
Will Cam (covering mouthpiece, sarcastically to Mrs Will Cam)
6.4 inches,? We better get the f**king skate board out.
Scouse Girl (having heard adopts 'ok dickhead' tone.)
Hang on I'll check....... The height restriction is just a bit bigger than a car. Don't worry if it's bigger than a car you can park it in the car park across the road.
Will Cam
has that got a height restriction?
Scouse Girl
I don't know, I can't see it from here.
Good old British customer service (she was actually very polite and friendly)
Lordy. The fact that she thought didn't make much difference if it was metres or inches is quite worrying. I hope she doesn't accidentally strangle herself with the phonecord or decide to exit the building from a first floor window with faculties like that...
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 5 2012, 9:14 PM BST
Clearly day wear. (Trying to be insouciant after throwing up in my mouth)
I have always wanted red sparkly shoes. But the rest of that outfit can swivel.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 5 2012, 10:35 PM BSTAh there's loads you could go as....Calamity Jane...you got a pair of jeans haven't you??! or how about Sandy from Grease? that would be my choice...though I hear she had to be sewn into those black trousers...how are ya with a needle and thread??
I am shoddy with needle and thread. Am trying really hard to think of outfits that don't make me seem like a slapper! Turns out Hollywood is misogynistic, who knew?
Quote: Harridan @ April 5 2012, 11:22 PM BSTI think you should go all out in ostrich feathers...
What am I saying? Of course you should go as...
I f**king love both of those outfits. Thanks so much Harridan for introducing me to outfits I can't own. Waaaaant
If you threw on a fetching leotard and legwarmers, that counts for at least three different musicals.
Why not go as Victor Victoria? Then you can be fully clothed and dapper...
Quote: zooo @ April 6 2012, 12:12 AM BSTIf you threw on a fetching leotard and legwarmers, that counts for at least three different musicals.
You'll need to tell me the exact outfit and wot musicalses they is from, because there is bugger all chance of me actually watching any to research
Quote: Harridan @ April 6 2012, 12:15 AM BSTWhy not go as Victor Victoria? Then you can be fully clothed and dapper...
Bit in love. Already have smoking habit and stupid fringe, what musical is this?
AJGO how about a black or green witch from 'Wicked'? a cheap Halloween outfit from Wilkinsons/ BM sale would do.
Quote: AJGO @ April 6 2012, 12:27 AM BSTBit in love. Already have smoking habit and stupid fringe, what musical is this?
Victor Victoria! 
Fame, Flashdance and Rent.
I've only actually seen the first one.
But I refuse to believe you don't know what people from Fame wore. REFUSE.
Quote: dellas @ April 6 2012, 12:27 AM BSTAJGO how about a black or green witch from 'Wicked'? a cheap Halloween outfit from Wilkinsons/ BM sale would do.
Dunno how available they would be this time of year. And while I don't want to look like a slapper, it's still a party and I don't want to purposefully make myself look worse than usual!
Quote: Harridan @ April 6 2012, 12:28 AM BSTVictor Victoria!
Literally run away when anyone says 'musical'. I have an actual serious allergy. I might die at this party, so it is very important that I am dressed well