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The Apprentice - Series 8 Page 2

Everybody ready to feel really competent at life?

Running the production line like Henry Ford!

Sugar should turn his hand at stand up.

Are the candidates getting thicker? It would be much more interesting if these people were actually extremely clever and got on each others tits trying to outsmart each other.

Quote: bigfella @ April 4 2012, 10:00 PM BST

Running the production line like Henry Ford!

Sugar should turn his hand at stand up.

Fella please be in the audience the next time I do standup please.

Quote: L.E. @ April 5 2012, 2:03 PM BST

Are the candidates getting thicker?

The little gremlin who got the sack last night was ridiculously dumb. At one stage I thought I was watching 'Derek'.

It's hard to pick a winner without knowing their business plans, but the most capable candidate is probably Duane.

Quote: sootyj @ April 5 2012, 2:15 PM BST

Fella please be in the audience the next time I do standup please.

Come on, the line was genius!

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ April 5 2012, 2:26 PM BST

The little gremlin who got the sack last night was ridiculously dumb. At one stage I thought I was watching 'Derek'.

Correct, you don't walk away from a deal for 4 pence.

Hey fella my dogs got no nose

How does it smell?

Terrible, I cut his head off with an axe and left him in the bath

What I can't understand is why Alan Sugar wants to be involved in this. Is his ego in need of that much stroking that he'll choose business partners on the basis of who's the best at random jobs out of a bunch of first round X-Factor contestants in suits?

£250,000 prize money in exchange for millions of pounds worth of advertising?

What's he advertising? I don't even know what his business does anymore!

Sugar's business these days is being Sugar.

Public speaking fees, TV shows, books and celeb crap.

He still owns companies, am screen, amsair, the curved nail files etc. he deals in property as well. Plus stuff I'm sure he has but I don't know about.

Quote: bigfella @ April 6 2012, 9:06 AM BST

Plus stuff I'm sure he has but I don't know about.

The duplicitous bastard!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 6 2012, 9:11 AM BST

The duplicitous bastard!

I know!

little f**ker!

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