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Quote: sootyj @ April 4 2012, 8:40 PM BST

Did you check their IDs Bill cos that sounds dodgy

No way they were scammers; they worked so bloody hard and looked as if they enjoyed their work. Quick, efficient, professionals doing a mucky job.

Seeing a hundred metres of blue pipe slithering into the old iron pipe was a very interesting sight.

Dirty boy!

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I've been to the N19 pub this evening instead of the Coronet...

Lovely grub, though a bit more expensive and lovely real beer too.

Feel sick from too much chocolate. Had a Rennie and now I'm hungry and want to eat the pizza I bought. Not sure if to risk it?

Will you be going to bed straight after, or not for hours?

Not sure why that makes a difference, but it does seem morally wrong to eat a pizza just before bed...

No, it will be my dinner. So it's fine. But I munched on chocolate (I had to because the bag broke!*)

*legitimate excuse #46

I think I annoyed my work mates yesterday - I bought a bag of what I can only describe as chocolate covered honeycomb shrapnel. Very moorish but v.loud to eat.

Couldn't wait for pizza to finish cooking, so I just ate a yoghurt. Give it an hour an I'll be in Regret City down I should Of Done That Lane.

Quote: billwill @ April 4 2012, 11:59 PM BST

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I've been to the N19 pub this evening instead of the Coronet...

Lovely grub, though a bit more expensive and lovely real beer too.

I wish I were able to step out for a few pints of Landlord. :(

Quote: Lee @ April 5 2012, 1:04 AM BST

Couldn't wait for pizza to finish cooking, so I just ate a yoghurt. Give it an hour an I'll be in Regret City down I should Of Done That Lane.

How long does a pizza take ffs?

12 mins max.

What's occurring? You got a hot one upstairs waiting?

Not pizza obviously . . :)

I'm disappointed in you, Lee. Disappointed.

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 5 2012, 1:08 AM BST

How long does a pizza take ffs?

12 mins max.

What's occurring? You got a hot one upstairs waiting?

Not pizza obviously . . :)

There was preheating involved too! :$

Quote: zooo @ April 5 2012, 1:09 AM BST

I'm disappointed in you, Lee. Disappointed.

:(

What if you've ruined your appetite!

I want pizza now. :(

Quote: Lee @ April 5 2012, 1:10 AM BST

There was preheating involved too!

Round here we call it foreplay !

;)

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