If more women had to eat pussy there would be a special moisturising cream pimped on the telly. 'Are you getting unslightly wrinkles around your mouth from clam diving?'
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Quote: Charley @ January 21, 2008, 6:36 PMPS. I dont know why men have ears. They never listen. The only use for men having ears is that we have something to hold onto while we are riding their faces.
I reckon if their is a god she is female & gave men ears solely for that purpose.
You hold onto your man's ears when you ride his face?
Quote: James Williams @ January 21, 2008, 6:38 PMYou hold onto your man's ears when you ride his face?
Well I have to use my body to give directions.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 21, 2008, 6:38 PMIf more women had to eat pussy there would be a special moisturising cream pimped on the telly. 'Are you getting unslightly wrinkles around your mouth from clam diving?'
Oh and giving a man, head, is a pleasant experience? Try it & see for yourself. Then you can moan.
It's hard to moan when your face is buried in the human equivalent of baby cabbage leaves.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 21, 2008, 6:49 PMIt's hard to moan when your face is buried in the human equivalent of baby cabbage leaves.
Well, I love oral sex. I'm like Krazee-Eyez Killa out of Curb.
Too much information. We might live in enlightened times, but I'm sure nobody wants to know all the same!
It is hard to moan when your mouth is full of the equivalent of a skanky sausage with a manky mushroom on the end. However us women are polite & taught to not speak with a mouthfull.
Quote: Charley @ January 21, 2008, 6:54 PMtaught to not speak with a mouthfull.
Charley, the eternal optimist
Quote: James Williams @ January 21, 2008, 6:53 PMWell, I love oral sex. I'm like Krazee-Eyez Killa out of Curb.
Too much information. We might live in enlightened times, but I'm sure nobody wants to know all the same!
Dude, it's just comedy pussy phobia. like when Charley says she hates eating skanky sausage. We love it really. On the too much information front, I've seen you on youtube performing sketches, don't forget - and your girlfriend - and 75% of her chest. joining the dots ain't hard for a man with an art degree and time on his hands.
I lurve men! My favourite men are those men who hug me and make me feel like the only thing that matters in the world is me! hehe
You lot make sex sound so appealing 
Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 21, 2008, 7:07 PMOn the too much information front, I've seen you on youtube performing sketches, don't forget - and your girlfriend - and 75% of her chest. joining the dots ain't hard for a man with an art degree and time on his hands.
Quote: Charley @ January 21, 2008, 6:13 PMOdd little things arent you. Really odd?
There's a lot of misandry in this thread.
Time to balance things out with some good ol' misogyny:
Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A. It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q. How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A. None. It should already be open when she brings it.
A plane is about to crash and a woman stands up and shouts 'I'm a virgin! Can any man make me feel like a woman before I die!' So a man stands up, rips off his shirt and throws it at the woman. 'Wash that love'
HAHAHAHA
You are a fooool Samuraii
Coincidently this came in yesterday ...
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side:
These are our rules:
Please note... these are all numbered "1" … ON PURPOSE!
1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
JUST SAY IT!
1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sex, sport or cars.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.