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Buy a lighter hat?

:S

Need to do eBay but am on here...please noone post anything for the rest of the day so I may continue with my chores.
Hope you feel better AJGO, that hypermobility sounds pretty dire.

How do you mean need to do ebay?

Put large quantities of clothes on there, I need the pennies.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 4 2012, 10:51 AM BST

Put large quantities of clothes on there, I need the pennies.

Shandon's been rifling through the recycle bins again - you know those are for charity right?

Yeh the "united fund to provide Renegade with used undies to masturbate into"

Laughing out loud

I've printed up my own 'please give generously...only paired shoes and unsoiled underwear' bags.

Quote: sootyj @ April 4 2012, 10:59 AM BST

Yeh the "united fund to provide Renegade with used undies to masturbate into"

If I get any I'll email them on to you RC.

Hey Shandonbelle what do you look for in a boyfriend?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 4 2012, 11:01 AM BST

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...only paired shoes and unsoiled underwear' .

50% there.

Laughing out loud
I read married men change their underwear twice as often as single men...I beg to differ.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 4 2012, 11:07 AM BST

Laughing out loud
I read married men change their underwear twice as often as single men...I beg to differ.

That's because married men have to hide the evidence. Whistling nnocently

I once went out with a guy who never worn any, called himself a Commando.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 4 2012, 10:45 AM BST

Hope you feel better AJGO, that hypermobility sounds pretty dire.

Cheers :)

Quote: L.E. @ April 4 2012, 10:34 AM BST

Too much on my mind...

:( What's up?

Mr JP goes off to the desert tomorrow to run his 6 marathon's across it. Annoyed I'm spending today at work - and not with him!

Nearly 10pm here. Should be packing for holiday but can't be bothered. Also have to do the dishes, take the rubbish out and several other bits before bed. Maybe if I set my alarm really early I might get up in time to do it all the morning. If I set for about 4 I might want to get up by 6.30..... really hate mornings

Should stop procrastinating

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