Odd little things arent you. Really odd?
Men!!!!!
And they smell of biscuits.
I think you'll find women are odder.
Mean are simpler to understand and even come with an emergency shutdown lever tucked away inside their slacks.
HA! You women are a fine lot to talk! Oh yeah but you like that don't you... 
We are graceful & wonderful. You men are weird. You are very strange indeed. I have never met a normal man EVER!!!!
There's a rare disease that some men get where they mistake their girlfriend's clitoris for a doorbell.
There's no equivalent of this illness for women. Not even lezzas.
That Godot is because us women already know the difference between a doorbell & a cock. We are born clever. We can find a needle in a haystack. We have something called patience.
Ding dong!
Quote: James Williams @ January 21, 2008, 6:27 PMDing dong!
Enter.
Quote: Charley @ January 21, 2008, 6:23 PMWe are graceful & wonderful. You men are weird. You are very strange indeed. I have never met a normal man EVER!!!!
Well then you've just proved your definition of normal is wrong. 
Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 21, 2008, 6:24 PMclitoris
What the f**k's that?
Women: So confusing, yet so pretty.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ January 21, 2008, 6:28 PMWomen: So confusing, yet so pretty.
You spelt petty wrong... Aaron...
If i had billions of pound coins I would start up a man sanctuary, where women could hire them out for the day. Then they would all be safely locked up until they are required again. Even lesbians can benefit from a bit of hard graft. Anyway I am bored with cock. I might try my hand at pussy. Atleast I will get a week off & a some decent conversation out of it. I have actually learned to speak fluent grunt & I am in no way proud of that.
Quote: Charley @ January 21, 2008, 6:32 PMI might try my hand at pussy.
PS. I dont know why men have ears. They never listen. The only use for men having ears is that we have something to hold onto while we are riding their faces.
I reckon if their is a god she is female & gave men ears solely for that purpose.