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Who do you fancy? Page 804

She does look a bit hackit.

Quote: sootyj @ April 3 2012, 10:15 PM BST

She's not sexy she's blousy.

Ladies who put their charms about a bit will always attract some interest.

She looks like a model for a Boden version of Readers Wives.

Literati's spouses?

:D but, bit harsh. She isn't flashing owt. Although she would be entitled to do so in a normal outfit way without attracting mean comments. If she wasn't an utter twonk

Thats a top designed to fly open when she bends down to take the pintas off the milk man or to tousle a mans shnauzzer when he takes it out in the pocket.

She looks exactly what she is.

We fellas know. Oh yes we do.

Tart.

Quote: sootyj @ April 3 2012, 10:26 PM BST

Thats a top designed to fly open when she bends down to take the pintas off the milk man or to tousle a mans shnauzzer when he takes it out in the pocket.

She looks exactly what she is.

We fellas know. Oh yes we do.

Tart.

You have obviously analysed this carefully. :P

Goodness, what a tart with her marriage and her top that doesn't even have buttons to undo and doesn't show cleavage and has a heavy enough detail that it won't fall open.

BTW, what is with all the Jewish lingo this evening? Not that it's not interesting and welcome :)

What Jewish lingo?

Her blouse only shows cleavage when in motion. She's a stealth hoochy koochy mama.

You Zaftig-ed on News thread, now you're shnauzzer-ing!

I very much doubt that that blouse, with that bra, shows cleavage when in motion. If you fancy her, that's okay. Don't suppress the love and get aggressive ;)

Zaftig is German not Yiddish (there's no "Jewish" language)

This is a Schnauzer

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I'm judging her for her hypocrasy. She's just a presurgery Katie Price.

Schmuck!

That's Jewish language!

Yiddish, means penis.

My Yiddish dictionary tells me that Zaftig means plump, and I would advise men not to keep their Schnauzer (which my dictionary also tells me is slang for mumble mumble) in their pocket :)

Lol. Does it really?

Quote: AJGO @ April 3 2012, 11:01 PM BST

My Yiddish dictionary tells me that Zaftig means plump, and I would advise men not to keep their Schnauzer (which my dictionary also tells me is slang for mumble mumble) in their pocket :)

Really your yiddish dictionary?

Hmmm

Do I have the kopf to catch you out?

Quote: zooo @ April 3 2012, 11:01 PM BST

Lol. Does it really?

Yup there's a connection between penises and foolishness, no idea why.

Quote: sootyj @ April 3 2012, 11:04 PM BST

Yup there's a connection between penises and foolishness, no idea why.

Hehe.

You aint gotta wing wang so don't be acting foolish.

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