Quote: DaButt @ March 31 2012, 5:14 PM BST" do not look directly at the sun as it can damage your eyes and potentially cause blindness."
--- Your concerned and cautious government
That exact advice is given out every time there is a solar eclipse to be seen.
I found a list of The Guardian's April Fool jokes.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2012/apr/01/guardian-april-fools-list#data
Haven't had time to read them.
Heh Heh, I've just captured the retro Google Street View picture of my house before they remove the facility.
So Peter Blake has recreated the Sgt Pepper cover using British icons.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sir-peter-blake-recreates-sgt-778726
Great to see Wreckless Eric included among some other obvious choices.
This is so incredible: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17544885
Meep.
Quote: zooo @ April 3 2012, 12:03 AM BSTMeep.
Wait till you see the trouser snakes of the cavemen.
Has anyone read that story about the Irish priest who 
this is the best story this century, it's fantastic, who held some sort of meeting with parents at a church school, had some computer charts to show them on a whiteboard, put his memory stick in and up came a load of naked men. Mfff Apparently he ran out of the room in shocked embarrassment. Oh that is fab!
"After the extinction of the dinosaurs, this animal, the titanoboa, was the largest predator on the surface of the planet for at least 10 million years," says Dr Bloch. "This was a major animal in any sense of the imagination."
That's not quite like saying that the Romans left Britain a few hundred years ago . . .
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ April 3 2012, 12:20 AM BSTHas anyone read that story about the Irish priest who
Yep, is a bit of a classic.
Love that he just ran out, bless him.
Quote: Harridan @ April 2 2012, 11:55 PM BSTThis is so incredible: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17544885
The serpent from the garden of Eden?
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 3 2012, 12:47 AM BSThttp://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/frankie-boyle-sparks-outrage-with-sick-779566
I actually found that extremely funny. As much as I feel sorry for Simon Weston, he got a small telly career, loads of money and a hot wife out of being burned. In fact, he's doing much better then I am, the crispy f**ker.
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 3 2012, 12:47 AM BSThttp://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/frankie-boyle-sparks-outrage-with-sick-779566
Made me laugh.
It's a clever joke.
Surpised no one has picked up on this story -
and the inevitable reaction -
For those too unbothered to have a read. Some tart said she was the dogs bollox in the looks department - strange men fawn over her and other women hate her for being so beautiful.
I will let you decide.
That is the worlds most idiotic and pointless news story ever.
It just pushed the doomsday clock a minute further forward.
Quote: sootyj @ April 3 2012, 7:33 PM BSTThat is the worlds most idiotic and pointless news story ever.
I disagree. I now realise why I haven't made it yet as a writer - everyone is extremely jealous of my stunning good looks.
Why just the other day, a dark skinned handsome stranger approached me and gave me a parking ticket for free.
