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I read the news today oh boy! Page 755

Well, you should take it up with our fire brigade chap who told the minister off for saying it. Surley the fire brigade know their stuff on it better than anyone. And that was our fire brigade's opinion, that the minister was an idiot.

Yes, of course most careful, sensible paople shouldn't have a problem with it, but believe it or not, there will be some, possibly many, who are not used to storing it for other uses like mowers, and do not even know how their own car engine works, and possibly have forgotten of the highly combustible nature of this colourless liquid gas.

Whether they are stupid thick idiots or not, they should not all suddenly be encouraged via public announcement by their own govt to start stockpiling the stuff in their own homes, very many of which will not have a garage or even a shed to store it in. This poor unfortunate woman was decanting it in her kitchen, after all. The very least that idiotic minister should be is severly embarrassed by his foolish action. Especially when it was much more politically motivated scaremongering than genuine helpful public advice. It sums our dodgy govt up.

Quote: DaButt @ March 31 2012, 2:08 PM BST

Come on, any adult with half a brain knows that gasoline is dangerous and shouldn't be brought near sparks or flames. There are a lot of reasons to hate the government but this is really stretching it.

We can disagree over the quantity of brain the woman possessed, but surely you can't deny that the government failed to anticipate that such people could harm themselves.

Quote: Nogget @ March 31 2012, 4:17 PM BST

We can disagree over the quantity of brain the woman possessed, but surely you can't deny that the government failed to anticipate that such people could harm themselves.

There are some things you take for granted. If they tell people to save money, do they need to warn them that it's dangerous to keep it stored up their asses?

"Dear British citizens: exposure to sunlight is important for production of vitamin D. However, do not look directly at the sun as it can damage your eyes and potentially cause blindness."

--- Your concerned and cautious government

Anybody seen Nick Clegg lately ?

Just emailed him to make sure he's ok.

He's so anonymous I doubt he even has a reflection.

Quote: sootyj @ March 31 2012, 9:48 PM BST

He's so anonymous I doubt he even has a reflection.

You don't need one if you are already two faced.

Quote: Will Cam @ March 31 2012, 10:16 PM BST

You don't need one if you are already two faced.

:D

Quote: Will Cam @ March 31 2012, 10:16 PM BST

You don't need one if you are already two faced.

Is that so he can kiss Osbourne and Cameron's bums at the same time?

Quote: sootyj @ March 31 2012, 10:25 PM BST

Is that so he can kiss Osbourne and Cameron's bums at the same time?

He gets Danny Alexander to help.

What amazes me is how many liberals put up with him as leader still. I know there were rumblings in the first few months of the coalition but since then they've been quiet. Well until this latest round of NHS bashing, which Clegg is rubber stamping. Simon Hughes has always seemed their 'true' leader and it can't be long before they finally get him. As soon as the coalition ends.

April Fool Jokes:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2123381/Retro-Google-Maps-Champagne-tax-Simon-Cowell-David-Walliams-best-April-Fools-Day-gags-revealed.html

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Heh, that left handed Burger King one still makes me chuckle

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1888721_1888719_1888662,00.html

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ April 1 2012, 7:38 AM BST

As soon as the coalition ends.

And they shamble off into obscurity for another 50 years.

These are so effing cool though. Yum.

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