Maybe her 'prophet' great beast told her to be?
Laugh with the Uterus Week! Page 5
I guess we know what your prophet told you to be.
Don't guess dear.
Lol, that dear thing is catching! I blame Marc P.
She dismissed my 1980s double entendre pun.
Quote: sootyj @ March 30 2012, 4:38 PM BSTShe dismissed my 1980s double entendre pun.
I don't think she spotted it.
All this polarisation of opinion: I blame the avatar. I think it's Col. Tom Parker raised from the dead.
Alisteir Crowley:
More well known more for being a heroin addict and freemason than his writing
(not very good writing at that) gets a message from a 'being' called Aiwass, goes on to 'borrow' from other beliefs to form his own deities of convenience, writes a lot more cosmic mumbo jumbo... idiots follow his ramblings.
If that's not bollocks I don't know what is.
I understand that if Rick Santorum he's already got the next stage of the war on terror, the Uterus.
Aparently Osama Bin Laden hid out in one for 9 months.
Anarcho, liberal, Muslim, aetheist terrorists can hide upto 3 infiltrators there at a time. Where as good republican fetuses can be yanked out by abortionists at any time.
Already in preparation for the next war. 1000s of midget Navy SEALs are being trained to swim up the birth canal disguised as fetuses.
I mean Afghanistan may be full of heroin, Taliban and woman disguised as Ninjas. But unlike the uterus atleast it doesn't expand to 5 times it's usual size.
Sara Palin has aparently tried to climb up her own uterus to check for communist infiltration. All she found was Micheal Moore hiding from film critics.
Quote: rwayne @ March 30 2012, 4:43 PM BSTAlisteir Crowley:
More well known more for being a heroin addict and freemason than his writing
(not very good writing at that) gets a message from a 'being' called Aiwass, goes on to 'borrow' from other beliefs to form his own deities of convenience, writes a lot more cosmic mumbo jumbo... idiots follow his ramblings.If that's not bollocks I don't know what is.
Thelema is about scientific illuminism and the 'deities' are a literary convenience. For instance, you can identify Nuit as Spacetime, Nu as Gravity, Hadit as the waveform, etc. It fit's together spectacularly well with the modern conceptions of quantum physics, and most especially with the Hameroff/Penrose Orch OR model of consciousness.
As for Crowley himself - he was a complex man. Thelemites don't adorate him but we do find him fascinating. But - each to their own cup of tea. :-)
Quote: sootyj @ March 30 2012, 4:51 PM BSTI understand that if Rick Santorum he's already got the next stage of the war on terror, the Uterus.
Aparently Osama Bin Laden hid out in one for 9 months.
Anarcho, liberal, Muslim, aetheist terrorists can hide upto 3 infiltrators there at a time. Where as good republican fetuses can be yanked out by abortionists at any time.
Already in preparation for the next war. 1000s of midget Navy SEALs are being trained to swim up the birth canal disguised as fetuses.
I mean Afghanistan may be full of heroin, Taliban and woman disguised as Ninjas. But unlike the uterus atleast it doesn't expand to 5 times it's usual size.
Sara Palin has aparently tried to climb up her own uterus to check for communist infiltration. All she found was Micheal Moore hiding from film critics.
lololol. 
Well I've 'waveform' with this thread... these goblins in my living room won't make themselves disappear.
I guess I should just clear up one common misconception about Crowley as he's painted in the media. He had chronic asthma from when he was a child, and as a young man used to take Cannabis for it (perfectly legally back then too). But when they made Cannabis illegal in this country then he was prescribed morphine by his doctor to cope with the debilitating effects of his asthma attacks. It's something they usually don't mention in the Daily Mail.
But - back to the uterus! :-)
Churchill was aparently addicted to crack cocaine as well as the booze.
God bless him, I bet they had to restrain him from swimming to Germany to chin Hitler in person.
Uter me are everything, the sweetest song that I can sing...oh BABY. See what I did there?
Quote: Shandonbelle @ March 30 2012, 5:29 PM BSTUter me are everything, the sweetest song that I can sing...oh BABY. See what I did there?
Ripped me off.
You'll be hearing from imaginary lawyers!
Quote: Janette Fraser @ March 30 2012, 5:19 PM BSTI guess I should just clear up one common misconception about Crowley as he's painted in the media. He had chronic asthma from when he was a child, and as a young man used to take Cannabis for it (perfectly legally back then too). But when they made Cannabis illegal in this country then he was prescribed morphine by his doctor to cope with the debilitating effects of his asthma attacks. It's something they usually don't mention in the Daily Mail.
But - back to the uterus! :-)
Well said love. Anybody who doesn't agree with you must be willing to believe everything they are told by the 'press'...
So these messages from Aiwass... would you like to clear that up?