Quote: rwayne @ March 30 2012, 3:16 PM BSTI'd be interested to know what he'd think of 'laugh with the uterus week' though... perhaps he'll let me know in a vision!
Why don't you call him up?
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Quote: Stylee TingTing @ March 30 2012, 3:18 PM BSTWhy don't you call him up?
I would but my book of necromancy spells has mysteriously disappeared!
Our prophet, the Great Beast (and little sunshine), once said:
"The common defect of all mystical systems previous to that of the Aeon whose Law is Thelema is that there has been no place for Laughter. But the sadness of the mournful Mother and the melancholy of the dying Man are swept in the limbo of the past by the confident smile of the immortal Child. And there is no Vision more critical in the career of the Adept of Horus than the Universal Joke." - Aleister Crowley.
My friend Veronica and I had been laughing over Darth-Penis and Sleeping-Beauty Penis jokes, and I just thought - given that there's this whole thing at the moment with Republican men passing laws the restrict women contraceptives, abortion, and generally telling women what to do with their bodies... wouldn't it be great if the men could laugh at the Uterus and have as much fun as we girls do with Penis jokes. Maybe the world would be a happier place? It might lighten the atmosphere, put things in context, and also because when whole sections of fella's in the world are being deadly seriously about a woman's kangaroo pouch then you just know it's not going to end well for anyone. But when I went to look on the net for funny uterus jokes I only found a Jewish one about mackeral/miracle... and so that's why I came here - to talk to the experts and masters of 'funny' about it!
And I know it's not like ordering a Chinese take away, but I thought you might like a challenge. Maybe there's hole vista's of undiscovered laughs to be had? :-)
Why not write some straight copy and let us play with it?
Why not answer my question and tell me what you think you're on about?
Thelemite jokes are a bit obscure at times.
Question: How many OTO leaders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: None. They want the membership to remain in the dark!
Question: What knocks twelve times then explodes?
Answer: A Minerval in a microwave.
[This one was recited at a Thelemite Funeral.]
Great God of Comedy,
You who fling custard pies in the Demon's face,
You who set whoopee cushion upon the Throne of Heaven,
To You I pray;
Grant that I may see the humour
And find the joke
Where others see only sadness and sorrow.
Grant that I may never take myself
Or my situation seriously.
And let me laugh the Laugh
That will crack the sky
And shake Heaven and Earth.
This we ask in the name of all that is funny.
Quote: rwayne @ March 30 2012, 4:17 PM BSTWhy not answer my question and tell me what you think you're on about?
np. Here's the thread:
Where do I sign up? And to whom should I make the cheque payable?
How many drug addled freemasons does it take to hoodwink the gullible?
One... apparently.
Quote: sootyj @ March 30 2012, 4:16 PM BSTWhy not write some straight copy and let us play with it?
There's a lot of straight copy on the Heruraha thread. Hope it helps! :-)
I've just had a message through the ether from Aiwass...
Does 'get a grip' mean anything to anyone in the room?
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ March 30 2012, 4:26 PM BSTWhere do I sign up? And to whom should I make the cheque payable?
*shakes head* I'm not a member of any order although I've been a Thelemite for decades. Also - our holy Book,'Liber Al vel Legis' tells us not to try and convert anyone. That's a big 'no-no' with us. :-)
It's bollocks!... that dialogue from my genitals.
When someone's been perfectly polite ever since she's been here, it's a bit sad that people feel the need to try and be rude to her.
Freya hath spoken..