Gets my vote for the most contrived thread ever. Jokes by prescription? Only if you're paid or a stand up whose also a dispensing chemist.
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Quote: Janette Fraser @ March 30 2012, 1:56 PM BSTJust saying... maybe the jokes would follow more easily if you got to the dialog of that relationship a woman has with her uterus? :-)
You're basically saying a female joke along the lines of a guy thinking with the small head rather than the big one. Inappropriate body responses outside of considered reason I guess?
Quote: Janette Fraser @ March 30 2012, 1:56 PM BSTI like the Mother-care Joke! :-)
Woo-hoo! \0/
According to the Uterus Wiki, all the lady sex hormones come from that general area, so there must be comedy mileage in that.
Though your choice of prospective sexual partners - gay married celebrity vicars - kind of hints at why chicks are so mental. At least you didn't add time travelling detective wizards into the gush mix.
But good luck with your talking womb and I must say that the Thelemites are extremely generous, I said 93 to the woman in the Chinese takeaway and she gave me sweet and sour chicken.
I had a thelemite hat once, kept me toasty warm!
I'd tell a Thelemite joke, but Cthulwho would get it?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 30 2012, 2:24 PM BSTBut good luck with your talking womb and I must say that the Thelemites are extremely generous, I said 93 to the woman in the Chinese takeaway and she gave me sweet and sour chicken.
I said 69 please to my one. She said sorry, can't do, how about a 71? Ok I said. So her mother and grandmother came into watch. I'm not trying that one again. 
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 30 2012, 2:35 PM BST
Phwoar, mother and grandfather? That's got my uterus a-pulsing.
I made a joke about the gland that helps men control the strength of their urine flow.
I was prostate with laughter.
But sounds like you're working on more of a long form joke which is quite a diferent discipline.
Why not write it serious and go back rewriting it with humerous structures?
I'd write a joke about the vas deferens, but that would be a bit below the belt.
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ March 30 2012, 2:33 PM BSTI'd tell a Thelemite joke, but Cthulwho would get it?
Well not me, for one. It is a fairly quiet cult tho, is it not, for one a hundred odd years old. We don't hear much about it, unlike say the Moonies or scientologists. I find it quite comforting that we have cults around that aspouse something different to the main world religions. Sort of reminds me we've got all sorts in this world, and nothing is too far out for some.
Few things are too far out for heroin addicts though!
Yes, but I don't think that's compulsory for them, or is it? I'm not even sure the founder was one, but more a dabbler, a dabbler in a lot of things by all accounts.
I suspect more than a 'dabbler', but even if he was I reckon he was dabbling when Aiwass got in touch with him!
Still, he looked a bit like Buster Bloodvessel so he's ok with me.
My love of occult thrillers has brought me to the attention of his name a few times and I think he was the inspirition for one or two characters in them. They were very full on characters, yes.
His name has been brought to the attention of a few more people now (hold on a minute was that the reason for this person joining this site??)
I'd be interested to know what he'd think of 'laugh with the uterus week' though... perhaps he'll let me know in a vision!