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Thing is, about 90% of the times you 'guess' one of my opinions you're wrong. And the same with others on here too. So I'm thinking maaaaaaybe you're not as good as you think you are at 'knowing exactly what people think'. ;)

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ March 29 2012, 9:13 PM BST

Heh.

Crikey Stylee, you are like the anti-Fox Mulder, you don't want to believe, in anything.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 29 2012, 9:20 PM BST

I liked to get Inside a black Man. It was good.

Yeh but his films still suck whatever your peccadilo

and Inside Man was like Tarrantino for stupid people.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 29 2012, 9:21 PM BST

Crikey Stylee, you are like the anti-Fox Mulder, you don't want to believe, in anything.

Only the empirical..

Oh and dude in case you haven't noticed Zooo is pretty much to the right of Hitler

Quote: zooo @ March 29 2012, 9:20 PM BST

Thing is, about 90% of the times you 'guess' one of my opinions you're wrong. And the same with others on here too. So I'm thinking maaaaaaybe you're not as good as you think you are at 'knowing exactly what people think'. ;)

Well let's see -

Hunting - should be banned, no exceptions

Gay marriage - everyone must except it, no exceptions

Cycle lanes- there should be more and less cars on the road

Firearms - should be banned, no exceptions

The Tories - beyond evil

Smacking children - parents who do this should be jailed

Bankers - worse then Nazis

Americans - bunch of gun toting racist idiots

Occupy - it's freedom of speech and capitalism is bad

Palestine - Jews spend all day blowing up children

Am I 90% off? I don't think so, well not according to the last radio phone in I heard.

Quote: sootyj @ March 29 2012, 9:22 PM BST

Inside Man was like Tarrantino for stupid people.

But the hero was Jewish, you hate filled anti-semite.

Philosemitism from a guy who supported sabotaging Woody Allan's film is pretty slack.

In before edit:

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 29 2012, 9:29 PM BST

Gay marriage - everyone must except it, no exceptions.

That's one of those, ummm, those thingies, isn't it?

BTW My shout for Do the Right Thing.

Now back to the ranting.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 29 2012, 9:20 PM BST

Warning: Massively sweeping generalisation approaching.

Well, why change your approach now, right? Whistling nnocently

Were those guesses at my opinions or the middle class liberal lot you mentioned earlier? If mine you only got one right!

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ March 29 2012, 9:33 PM BST

In before edit:
That's one of those, ummm, those thingies, isn't it?

Doh! My spelling and grammar always goes to poo when I'm in rant mode.

Sorry, it should have read: no acceptions.

Quote: zooo @ March 29 2012, 9:36 PM BST

Were those guesses at my opinions or the middle class lot you mentioned earlier? If mine you only got one right!

The middle class liberal lot.

One of my favourite gags was a British comedian who said to the audience of trendies -

'Don't you hate all Americans?'

And the audience all whooped and cheered.

He then said.

'Don't you hate African-Americans?'

The trendies then muttered in confused silence, trying to decide who was being racist, them or the comedian.

Quote: zooo @ March 29 2012, 9:36 PM BST

Were those guesses at my opinions or the middle class liberal lot you mentioned earlier? If mine you only got one right!

Jews spend all day blowing up children..?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 29 2012, 9:37 PM BST

Sorry, it should have read: no acceptions.

Heh. The finest weapon in the armoury of a warrior when faced with the immensity of the infinite: humour.

Where's Butty?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 29 2012, 9:39 PM BST

Jews spend all day blowing up children..?

Hehe. You got me!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 29 2012, 9:39 PM BST

Jews spend all day blowing up children..?

the inflatable kids are cheaper than the freeze dried ones its a business decision

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