Quote: AJGO @ March 27 2012, 8:32 PM BSTHello... You have lots of posts. Where have you been?
I've been on a sabbatical, but I'm back for a bit. Nice to meet you. *bows*
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Quote: Ben @ March 27 2012, 8:45 PM BSTI've been on a sabbatical, but I'm back for a bit. Nice to meet you. *bows*
Aw, you seem nice. Did you like my lepton/muon joke? 
Look its Ben. Bussell told us you'd died.
Quote: bigfella @ March 27 2012, 8:46 PM BSTLook its Ben. Bussell told us you'd died.
I meant dead to me, and that was only because he slept with my wife. We're past all that now though.
Frankly BCG has been turning into a soap for years
Quote: David Bussell @ March 27 2012, 9:14 PM BSTI meant dead to me, and that was only because he slept with my wife. We're past all that now though.
Sleot with your wife? Does that mran you caught him masturbating?
Quote: AJGO @ March 27 2012, 8:46 PM BSTAw, you seem nice. Did you like my lepton/muon joke?
Sadly, I'm not a physics/chemistry man, so it's lost on me. I'm sure it'll tickle someone. However, I'm studying infectious diseases at the minute, so feel free to make a joke about a protist crossing the road.
Quote: bigfella @ March 27 2012, 8:46 PM BSTLook its Ben. Bussell told us you'd died.
You've been here long enough to understand the phenomena known as 'Bussell Truth'.
Bbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnn!
Ahem!
Bens back.
Welcome back Ben. Bussell said you'd been jailed for last years riots. He said you had stolen a squid.
Quote: Ben @ March 27 2012, 10:09 PM BSTYou've been here long enough to understand the phenomena known as 'Bussell Truth'.
Hey, I killed that shark with my own two feet!
Quote: Ben @ March 27 2012, 10:09 PM BSTI'm studying infectious diseases at the minute, so feel free to make a joke about a protist crossing the road.
How very cultured.
Ben!!!!!!! Ben is back!!!!! \0/\00/\0/0/
Has Ben gone again yet?
Hey Ben
(Sootyj quietly waits for everyone to remember why we drove Ben out of town last time)
Quote: AJGO @ March 27 2012, 7:21 PM BSTHeh, why was the mouse lepton? Cos the cat got its muon
No matter how you spin it, electron jokes are weak and lack gravity. Just what I expect from a feminoic comedian, but keep working on it and chirality will ensue.
Why's Noddy got Bigears?
Because commitment ceremonies are legally binding.
Quote: AJGO @ March 27 2012, 8:44 PM BSTI don't even watch that show.
You really should rectify that immediately!
(Unless you have already tried and didn't like it.)