sootyj
Tuesday 27th March 2012 12:43pm
51,287 posts
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 27 2012, 1:01 PM BST
That made me chuckle.
Come to sootyj's Lib Land! It's health and safety and political correctness gone mad developmentally challenged!
Have a mad mentally disadvantaged time on the Hypocritical Reverso Cups -where hatred and intolerance doesn't exist - unless you are a Tory, a policeman, white, Christian, male, English, not a liberal, etc.
Go mental psychiatric unit on the Screaming Hysterically Coaster - ignorant self righteous indignation has never been so much fun. Blindfolds and ear muffs supplied.
Bring the kids young people of non-specific age to our Dogmatic Petting Zoo - don't worry, it's not a real zoo and there aren't any animals, because that's a form of slavery. Spend the day peacefully relaxing by planting nail bombs under the cars of anyone who works with animals whilst muttering to each other how much you hate Daily Mail readers. Then visit the Daily Mail website regularly, thus increasing it's popularity and advertising revenue.
Bring your wife husband boyfriend girlfriend civil partner to the Tunnel of Transgendered Love. Chicks with dicks, fillys with willys, he-shes, lady boys and other assorted freaks will cavort for your romantic pleasure. It's like Bangkok - if Bangkok was in Wolverhampton.
'I don't know whether I approve or not of Lib Land, someone tell me what to say' - Nogget
'We went to Lib Land and didn't have to form an original opinion all day, it was great' - zooo
'The Macrobiotic Lentils were a treat and our entrance fee went to Africans! I recommend Lib Land's level of mediocre but non-commital fun!' - Harridan
'It's an idiot park for idiots and I hate you all!' - rwayne
'Not since Chastity Bono said 'I want your cock' have I been so afraid' - Renegade Carpark
Yeh yeh very funny.
Except I'm massively in favour of animal experiments. I mean we're making them eat their own shit in cages small enough to never see their own bums, before electrocuting them, beheading and then eating them.
For f**ks sake how much worse is pouring bleach in their eyes or putting an electrode in their brain going to buy.
And vegetarians can f**k off. Until you shoot me for going to KFC to eat a bucket of deep fried pain. Then you're a hypocritical bunch of enablers.
