Quote: sootyj @ March 27 2012, 12:06 PM BSTnb making sure he doesn't email anyone or text anyone is costing a million pounds a year.
A bullet is only 50p or so ...
I read the news today oh boy! Page 736
Yes but that would violate his civil rights
as you well know
as does even suggesting such a thing
I think you owe him an apology
Have we got any gated communities we could point him towards?
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4208196,00.html
Homphobia and Nazi iconography in one advert, if the Turks know their audience for shampoo then this is disturbing.
Ha, aren't they just doing a version of that meme with the Hitler movie scene?
Diferent scene , but yeh it's an ancient joke.
I suppose Hitler is kinda funny.
Doesn't exactly make me want the shampoo.
That's cos you wear a dress
It's not for you
Oh yeah. Like Yorkie bars.
and Dr Who
Quote: sootyj @ March 27 2012, 12:04 PM BSTNone smokers you're not forgotten. With our special outdoor none smoking area...on the firing range!
That made me chuckle.
Come to sootyj's Lib Land! It's health and safety and political correctness gone mad developmentally challenged!
Have a mad mentally disadvantaged time on the Hypocritical Reverso Cups -where hatred and intolerance doesn't exist - unless you are a Tory, a policeman, white, Christian, male, English, not a liberal, etc.
Go mental psychiatric unit on the Screaming Hysterically Coaster - ignorant self righteous indignation has never been so much fun. Blindfolds and ear muffs supplied.
Bring the kids young people of non-specific age to our Dogmatic Petting Zoo - don't worry, it's not a real zoo and there aren't any animals, because that's a form of slavery. Spend the day peacefully relaxing by planting nail bombs under the cars of anyone who works with animals whilst muttering to each other how much you hate Daily Mail readers. Then visit the Daily Mail website regularly, thus increasing it's popularity and advertising revenue.
Bring your wife husband boyfriend girlfriend civil partner to the Tunnel of Transgendered Love. Chicks with dicks, fillys with willys, he-shes, lady boys and other assorted freaks will cavort for your romantic pleasure. It's like Bangkok - if Bangkok was in Wolverhampton.
'I don't know whether I approve or not of Lib Land, someone tell me what to say' - Nogget
'We went to Lib Land and didn't have to form an original opinion all day, it was great' - zooo
'The Macrobiotic Lentils were a treat and our entrance fee went to Africans! I recommend Lib Land's level of mediocre but non-commital fun!' - Harridan
'It's an idiot park for idiots and I hate you all!' - rwayne
'Not since Chastity Bono said 'I want your cock' have I been so afraid' - Renegade Carpark
Quote: sootyj @ March 27 2012, 12:55 PM BSTand Dr Who
And being a moron with a brain the size of a pea.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 27 2012, 1:01 PM BST'We went to Lib Land and didn't have to form an original opinion all day, it was great' - zooo
I assume this means you think your opinions are original? Funny, I thought they were just Dabutt's opinions... 
Quote: zooo @ March 27 2012, 1:07 PM BSTI assume this means you think your opinions are original?
Original and funny. 
Bless.
Your theme park would be nothing more than a zoo.
Zoo + nothing= zoo0