BUILDER
Four candles please
SHOPKEEPER
How many?
BUILDER
I just told you, four
SHOPKEEPER
There you are ,four fork handles
BUILDER
No,four candles, they've cut me 'leckie' off.
Four Candles
That's a great idea, could you expand it with some other play-on-words? Hose? Pumps? Peas?
Agree with Charisma. At least one of the Two Ronnies just turned in his grave. 
Here's a Red Parrot sketch for you. >_<
Cleese:
This parrot is distinctly red.
Palin:
Dead?
Cleese:
No, red.
Palin:
It isn't, I saw it mauve.
At this point SlagA is taken out and shot by firing SQUAB for desecration of the classics. 
The good thing about masterbation is, you don't have to buy it dinner or listen to it yap afterwards.
The Two Ronnies are dead, Jerf (apart from Ronnie Corbett).
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 20, 2008, 9:09 PMThe good thing about masterbation is, you don't have to buy it dinner or listen to it yap afterwards.
But won't the people at the next table complain?
I know Fred, I just let it pass, talking to SlagA, is like talking to a revolving door, He's from Wales you know, A bit like Manuel from Barcelona, in Faulty Towers. He tries bless him.
Charisma, I love the paradox in your sig. 
Quote: SlagA @ January 20, 2008, 10:31 PMCharisma, I love the paradox in your sig.
Thanks! I have no website to promote, so I thought I'd put the only clever thing I know so that people who aren't in the know might think I'm smart. 
You should get a website too.
Quote: SlagA @ January 20, 2008, 10:40 PMYou should get a website too.
I'd have nothing to put on it cus I'm too lazy to think of ideas for sketches...I've only written about 10!
Good game, good game, cuddly parrot, yes, cuddly parrot, batteries for the camera, yyyyyeeeessss, good game, good game.
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 20, 2008, 9:09 PMThe good thing about masterbation is, you don't have to buy it dinner or listen to it yap afterwards.
That's the tenth or eleventh time I've seen masturbation misspelt on this forum. Are you lot all short-sighted or something?
Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 20, 2008, 11:48 PMThat's the tenth or eleventh time I've seen masturbation misspelt on this forum. Are you lot all short-sighted or something?
They do say wanking makes you blind.