The paste in is so as soon as it comes up on his mobile he can reject it.
I mean read it.
Treason Show 2012 Page 2
My first writing credit (Harry Redknapp Sketch - Richard King)!!
Absolutely made up.
Congrats to everyone else who got stuff on.
Quote: Nodz @ March 26 2012, 1:01 PM BSTMy first writing credit (Harry Redknapp Sketch - Richard King)!!
Absolutely made up.
Congrats to everyone else who got stuff on.
Congratulations, Richard. I saw it in Lewes and Brighton, and it went down very well with both audiences, with Mark Brailsford twitching and blinking away!
Thanks a lot John. Glad to hear it went down well. Really wish I'd gone now.
Quote: Nodz @ March 26 2012, 1:01 PM BSTMy first writing credit (Harry Redknapp Sketch - Richard King)!!
Absolutely made up.
Congrats to everyone else who got stuff on.
Congratulations Richard!
You know for a good few minutes there I thought it was a sketch about Harry Redknapp as Richard the Lionheart. Then I checked the credit list again...
Quote: StephenM @ March 29 2012, 2:25 AM BSTCongratulations Richard!
You know for a good few minutes there I thought it was a sketch about Harry Redknapp as Richard the Lionheart. Then I checked the credit list again...
Crap, it's obviously Richard the Third.
(Now is the Winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York, 2-1 at half-time...)
Here's the missing Feb running order...
Mammaries Are Made of This Louise Thomas
RBS Bonus Neil Tollfree
Ready Steady Crook Jason Smart
Concordia Quickie Hil Jennings
Devil Dogs Martin Malcolm
British Workforce Sale Julia Knight
Natasha Giggs Exercise DVD Emma Gallagher
Jamaica Gary Beard
No More Horse Jason Blackwater
The War Against Terry Martin Hastie
Feel Like A Mormon Tom Johnstone
What To Expect in 2012 John Random
Dancing on Ice Line Up Neil Tollfree
Power Company From Hell Neil Tollfree
Nick A Packet of Mangetout Gary Beard
Breast Implants Sketch Bob Cousins
Military Detention Griff Phillips
Robert Peston Mark Brailsford
Kim Jong Un Noel Christopher
Wetherspoons Jason Blackwater
Fux News - Liverpool Jason Blackwater
Class War Martin Malcolm
Mastermind - Huhne Thomas Smith
The End of the World Griff Phillips
Naked Gag - Body Condom Mark Brailsford
Gender Neutral Derek Thompson
Why I Want to Come to Britain John Random
Cheating Death
Gov. Info Film - Austerity Cake Mark Paterson
Sainted Gove Mark Brailsford
Police Record Check Paul Hennell
Redknapp Trial - MOTD David Salisbury
Bastard Rail Neil Tollfree
Greens Have Cost Your Home Gary Beard
Braveheart Louise Thomas
Croydon Olympics Jason Blackwater
500 Pints Mark Brailsford
Sinking The Boat Mark Brailsford
VOICE OVERS / CAPTIONS USED
Daniel's Digit
Hester Loathed Mark Brailsford
Brighton Buses Terry Adlam
Crack Crisis Martin Malcolm
Syria Crimes Martin Malcolm
Holmes Howler Martin Malcolm
Hello Louise.
Nice seeing you again at the last Treason Show. 
Good to see you too, Mikey. I liked the new venue - think it will work well.
Twas a cosy little place.
And here is the running order for the April Treason Show. (May one is happening right now)
SKETCH / SONGWRITER
George GallowayNoel Christopher
Boris MapJason Smart
Shocking OsbourneNeil Tollfree
Tesco Diabolical Pension PlanJason Smart
Mugabe is IllTerry Adlam
Queen Face Is On A StampKaty Matthews
I'm Teresa May 1
Government Info Film 1Mark Brailsford
Church ArgumentsStephen Mawhinney
Brick's WorldStephen Mawhinney
The Road to Where?Paul Hennell
Archbishop (This Ol' House)Hil Jennings
End of the World (Huw Edwards)Neil Tollfree
Come Dave With MeStephen Mawhinney
Pasty ShopKeith Miller
E-mail Monitoring SpinNeil Tollfree
TV RatingsHil Jennings
I'm Teresa May 2
Cam Dine With MeMark Brailsford
Government Info Film 2Mark Brailsford
Miliband Campaign SloganNeil Tollfree
I've Done ItTerry Adlam
Never Gonna Give You Up (Pasty)Louise Thomas
Fux News - SatanNeil Tollfree
Tobacco Advert BanDavid Salisbury
Burger VanMark Brailsford
Jocky's FuneralTerry Adlam
Going For GoveMartin Malcolm
Calamity ClarkeMartin Malcolm
Watching You (Every Text You Make)Heather Urquhart
Big Society BankNeil Tollfree
Bastard PowerNeil Tollfree
Secret CourtJohn Kelly
Who Wants To Be A MillionaireGary Beard
Government Info Film 3Mark Brailsford
Randy PandaMartin Malcolm
Come To ScotlandStephen Mawhinney
Elvis Robber Prison VisitMark Brailsford
Fuel Medley:
Crude Glorious Crude
Where Is Hove
Siphon Off A Litre or Two
Emma Gallagher
Heather Urquhart
Mark Brailsford
Let's Get DigitalJoe Samuel
VOICE OVERS / CAPTIONS USED
Boat Race v/oStephen Mawhinney
Lawless Lewes v/oMartin Malcolm
Lottery v/o
Panda v/oJohn McGlade
Glue Industry v/oJohn McGlade
Running Order for the May Treason Show: Brighton, Lewes, Berlin and Shoreham.
JubileeKaty Matthews
Drug Cheat RaceMark Brailsford
Europe in CrisisJohn McGlade
Giving to CharityJohn Kelly
Speed LimitJohn Kelly
Abu QatadaGary Beard
Boris Johnson GameTom Smith
Dave's ShedNeil Tollfree
Government Info Film 1Drew Payne
Bank LoanJohn Kelly
Miliband's Common TouchNeil Tollfree
Send in the ClownJason Blackwater
England ManagerNeil Tollfree
LOLSimon Levenson
Jobs for LagsTerry Adlam
My Name is TulisaTerry Adlam
PC MoseleyNeil Tollfree
New Olympic RecordJohn Kelly
Stayin' AliveMark Brailsford
Piers MorganGraham 'Fingers' Lipscomb
Fracking All Over the WorldSimon Levenson
Fux News - OlympicsGary Beard
Gone SassoonJason Blackwater
Greek Speed DatingStephen Mawhinney
Traffic WardenGraham 'Fingers' Lipscomb
Naked GagMark Brailsford
Charles WeatherJason Blackwater
Under A TaxJohn McGlade
Yemen SongMartin Malcolm
Olympic SecurityJohn Kelly
Phoney (London Underground)Michael Monkhouse
Government Info Film 2Mark Brailsford
When Francois met AngieMark Brailsford
SummertimeCarol Kentish
Exercise is Bad for YouJason Smart
Fly TippingJohn Kelly
Blue PeterMark Brailsford
Marine Le Pen Song
Puff the Magic DragonGary Beard / Heather Urquhart
SKETCHES & SONGS USED FOR LEWES / BERLIN / SHOREHAM SHOWS
I Can See Daybreak NowHeather Urquhart
Mein WayPeter McGladdery
Kim Jong Un TitlesNeil Tollfree
Berlesconi TrialNeil Tollfree
What's Come Over You (naked)Michael Monkhouse
Government Information FilmMark Brailsford
VOICE OVERS / CAPTIONS USED (ALL SHOWS)
France Surrenders to Itself v/o
Space X v/oJohn Kelly
Davinci v/oJohn McGlade
G8 Caption
Hunt gagJohn McGlade
Kebab Tax v/oTerry Adlam
Wills and Harry CaptionGriff Phillips
Sex Pistols CaptionGriff Phillips
Archbishop CaptionGriff Phillips
Bloody hell. I got a Treason Show credit. I think that's taken about five years.
Dan
Quote: swerytd @ November 26 2012, 4:41 PM GMTBloody hell. I got a Treason Show credit. I think that's taken about five years.
Dan
Wow, I'm amazed it's taken you that long, especially given your Newsjack track record.
I'm currently in a bit of a drought for Treason so must buck up my ideas and re-focus efforts for the End of Year shows!
Here is the running order for the September 2012 show:
SKETCH / SONGWRITER
DallasJon Dixon
Cameron Speech (Dithering Dave)Martin Malcolm
So Long ArmstrongMartin Malcolm
Paralympics Palace gagGriff Phillips
Bad BladderE Sarah Carter
Bank Leaves CountryNeil Tollfree
Government Info Film 1Mark Brailsford
Jimmy CarrThomas Smith
Taliban ManGary Beard
Bastard FinanceNeil Tollfree
Nicolson Widow ChallengeDavid Salisbury
BankfellasNeil Tollfree
Danny BoyleJulie Spitler
Failing EnglishDavid Salisbury
EdwinaMartin Malcolm
Sun Myung MoonMark Brailsford
Government Info Film 2Mark Brailsford
Ed on the Beach 1Neil Tollfree
Frobisher & Taversham - CorgiMark Brailsford
Jimmy MackGary Beard
It Must Be GoveMikey Jackson
Fux NewsGary Beard
Patrick Moore - ArmstrongDaniel Beales
Philip Scared of HeavenSimon Levenson
Prince Harry Went Down to VegasE Sarah Carter
Something for Nothing SocietyJohn Random
TUC GagMartin Malcolm
Richard & JudyDaniel Beales
50 Shades SongThomas Smith
Olympic Support GroupThomas Smith
Let's Talk About BecksAlice Gregg
Meine WayMark Brailsford
Replacing NickNeil Tollfree
Ed on the Beach 2Neil Tollfree
Southern Bastard RailNeil Tollfree
Music to Watch Gay Pride ByE Sarah Carter
Dingle Dangle BorisE Sarah Carter
VOICE OVERS / CAPTIONS USED (ALL SHOWS)
Blade Runner v/oMartin Malcolm
UFO v/oMartin Malcolm
Nestle v/oMartin Malcolm
Queen Quickie v/oAlice Gregg
Andrew Mitchell v/oJohn McGlade
Katy's Tits v/oGary Beard
Shears v/oTerry Adlam
Muamba v/oSimon Levenson
Worthing's Big Bust v/oMartin Malcolm
October 2012 show:
SKETCH / SONGWRITER
Leader Talking CrapMark Brailsford
Jimmy Savile Runner 1Gordon Robertson
Osbourne Ticket QuickieMartin Malcom
Clegg Apology Neil Tollfree
Ride My BicycleJoe Samuel
CNN Incomprehensible NewsJoe Samuel
Blackpool BeachThomas Smith
Libyan Board of FilmJohn Random
Megan Runner 1Mark Brailsford
Just One BookDaniel Beales
Clarkson/PhilDaniel Beales
Lost Illegal ImmigrantsMikey Jackson
Blind Man Walking Mark Brailsford
Jesus' Wife (Wife of Christ) Martin Malcolm
Me And My Shadow CabinetDaniel Beales
Sexist ExecutiveThomas Smith
Megan Runner 2Mark Brailsford
Jimmy Savile Runner 2Gordon Robertson
Abu MedleyMark Brailsford
Fux News Quickie - Falling to EarthJohn Kelly
Cameron on Dragons DenMikey Jackson
PutinThomas Smith
Greek SolutionDrew Payne
LybiaMark Brailsford
Patrick MooreDaniel Beales
Adele Eats New Bond Song Gordon Robertson
Bond Is 50 MedleyMark Brailsford
Government Info Film - Middle EastMark Brailsford
Meine WayMark Brailsford
Megan Runner 3Mark Brailsford
Romney InterpretedBlakewill & Harris
MastermindDaniel Beales
Jimmy Savile Runner 3Gordon Robertson
Mitt Romney Beach BoysMark Brailsford
VOICE OVERS / CAPTIONS USED (All Shows)
Lewes Graffiti v/oMartin Malcolm
Lewes Heathfield v/oMartin Malcolm
Blind Man's Buzz v/oMartin Malcolm
Old Man v/oTerry Adlam
Tories New SloganStephen Mawhinney
And finally, the November 2012 show:
SKETCH / SONGWRITER
BadgersMark Brailsford
Police Commissioner VoteMark Brailsford
Trick or TreatJohn McGlade
Tour BusNigel Lovell
Big LenderMark Brailsford
Charles Runner 1David Salisbury
Kathy's StoryMartin Malcolm
American TaxNeil Tollfree
Puppet 1Writers Meeting
Two Little Boys Gary Beard
Expensive ExpensesDrew Payne
I'm A... (AA Game)Thomas Smith
New ArchbishopJohn Random
Huw & NickMark Brailsford
Paula Radcliffe SongHil Jennings
Charles Runner 2David Salisbury
Good Show GoveMartin Malcolm
Doctor SketchThomas Smith
Puppet 2Writers Meeting
GasGary Beard
Fux News - McAfeeMartin Welsh & Sean Bennett
Footballers' Code of ConductNeil Tollfree
LoanJohn Kelly
Saint SavileMark Brailsford
Spend The Night In Slippers Terry Adlam
Cocktail QuickieMartin Malcolm
Bastard FinanceNeil Tollfree
Government Info Film - BishopsMark Brailsford
Three Little MaidsPeter McGladdery
TB ChicDrew Payne
Ed Meets A LesbianNeil Tollfree
SandyGary Beard
Salmond CommercialNigel Lovell
Beiber BareMartin Malcolm
Charles Runner 3David Salisbury
Puppet 3Writers Meeting
EU ABBA Medley Mark Brailsford inc Hil Jennings gag
Madman Came FallingMark Brailsford
VOICE OVERS / CAPTIONS USED (ALL SHOWS)
Chelsea v/oJohn McGlade
Speaking clock v/oMark Brailsford
Wiggins v/oJohn McGlade
SKETCHES ALSO USED (WORTHING/LEWES/CANTERBURY)
BBC InvestigationNeil Tollfree
Chairs Can KillNeil Tollfree
Dave's Big TridentNeil Tollfree
Tolkein Poem Dan Sweryt