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Quote: zooo @ March 25 2012, 4:58 PM GMTArg. Too cold with desk fan on, too hot without.
(First world problems.)
Open a window.
No wayz, that's how creepy crawlies get in!
Quote: zooo @ March 25 2012, 5:09 PM GMTNo wayz, that's how creepy crawlies get in!
Holy vomit, Batman. 
Thats what a nightmare would look like if it was an animal.
Definitely.
Quote: sootyj @ March 25 2012, 3:53 PM GMTJust got asked to submit sketches to write for a Canadian family comedy Rodeo show.
I went through about 40-50 sketches before getting depressed.
Do I ever write anything nice?
I'm slightly concerned.
Do you HAVE to write anything nice? Maybe 'nice' would be boring. I can't even write one sketch, never mind 40 - 50, so the last thing you should be is depressed. That's great progress - I've just spent an hour on Spider solitaire, which will get me nowhere and won't look impressive on my tombstone (not that I'll have one as I've told them to stick me in a bin bag and hurl me in the Clyde, thereby adding to the litter problem).
And those 40-50 were probably about 1% of his total sketches!
He's a prolific mo-fo.
What is a Canadian family comedy rodeo show?
He's a Rodeo clown who wants 2 some quick fire verbal sketches with the announcer. Preferably with some pyrotechnics.
This gets more awesome with every post.
Quote: sootyj @ March 25 2012, 3:53 PM GMTCanadian family comedy Rodeo show.
A what??
What about the signpost ones you've done? they could be used somewhere surely?
Ah..just seen your other post.
Quote: sootyj @ March 25 2012, 5:30 PM GMTHe's a Rodeo clown who wants 2 some quick fire verbal sketches with the announcer. Preferably with some pyrotechnics.
I love the idea of a Rodeo clown.
If it's a family show, how about a 'keyword' thing that the kids could be in on, like every time the announcer said the keyword the clown could cause an explosion.
Quote: Gavin @ March 25 2012, 3:56 PM GMTI haven't noticed. What about that one with the Cremation? That was funny
Is thaT the one where the dog got burned alive?
Quote: Shandonbelle @ March 25 2012, 6:09 PM GMTA what??
What about the signpost ones you've done? they could be used somewhere surely?
Ah..just seen your other post.
I love the idea of a Rodeo clown.
If it's a family show, how about a 'keyword' thing that the kids could be in on, like every time the announcer said the keyword the clown could cause an explosion.
I've used that idea in the sketch show I'm writing for Al Quaeda.
