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I read the news today oh boy! Page 732

That looks more awful than the content of my previous post

What you don't wanna do a free course with Funny Women? I hear they are both funny and women.

I do like both funny and women, but it sounds all inclusive and encouraging. *Cringes*

Laughing out loud

Quote: AJGO @ March 24 2012, 11:42 PM GMT

I do like both funny and women, but it sounds all inclusive and encouraging. *Cringes*

But you're about the most all inclusive and encouraging person on this forum.

You're jealous.

Jealousy jealousy jealous of 5 and 50.

Quote: zooo @ March 24 2012, 11:44 PM GMT

Laughing out loud

That was a delayed reaction to synapse carotid and pons, right? Definitely was. *AJGO avoids looking at this thread for next few pages so she can live in fantasy where that wasn't the worst attempt at a pun in the history of the world*

Quote: sootyj @ March 24 2012, 11:48 PM GMT

But you're about the most all inclusive and encouraging person on this forum.

You're jealous.

Jealousy jealousy jealous of 5 and 50.

You what sootyj?!

Quote: AJGO @ March 24 2012, 11:50 PM GMT

That was a delayed reaction to synapse carotid and pons, right? Definitely was. *AJGO avoids looking at this thread for next few pages so she can live in fantasy where that wasn't the worst attempt at a pun in the history of the world*

Hee!
I did actually look for an emoticon that represented the right amount of awe at the punnage, but failed and gave up.

Quote: AJGO @ March 24 2012, 11:50 PM GMT

That was a delayed reaction to synapse carotid and pons, right? Definitely was. *AJGO avoids looking at this thread for next few pages so she can live in fantasy where that wasn't the worst attempt at a pun in the history of the world*

You what sootyj?!

I am suggesting you are jealous of funny women as being more encouraging and inclusive than yourself.

I'll be at the Mail on Sundays hour of hate instead.

Quote: zooo @ March 24 2012, 11:52 PM GMT

Hee!
I did actually look for an emoticon that represented the right amount of awe at the punnage, but failed and gave up.

Laughing out loud Hug

Quote: sootyj @ March 24 2012, 11:54 PM GMT

I am suggesting you are jealous of funny women as being more encouraging and inclusive than yourself.

I'll be at the Mail on Sundays hour of hate instead.

Ah. What were the numbers about? But yeah, what a bunch of really nice absolute bitches that are completely beneficial to comedy and society, fume, gnash teeth, criticise their nailpolish etc

(And I think you'll need to put aside much more than an hour for that mate)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17503116

Wanker.

These people are so detached from reality as to be farcical.

Quote: AJGO @ March 24 2012, 7:35 PM GMT

Indeed. But if they can't find anyone who's offended or scared, then should we be detaining him (especially considering it's spending the taxes of the people who they're meant to be protecting but who don't in this case consider themselves to need protection)?

Quite agree, especially since they DO release people like Raoul Moat, despite warnings that he was going to go and hurt people.

Usually in the 'free' society, we allow people to do things which seem eccentric to others, like walking around bollock-naked in the snow, even when some folk find it a bit upsetting. I'll wager far more people are upset by Jeremy Clarkson than the naked rambler, but we don't lock Clarkson up because technically, being a xenophobic worshipper of environment-wrecking death-machines isn't a crime, whereas not covering your genitals up, is. Funny that, because AFAIK, no lives are lost through observation of genitals, while thousands die on the roads.

Quote: Nogget @ March 26 2012, 9:09 AM BST

I'll wager far more people are upset by Jeremy Clarkson than the naked rambler

I will take you up on that wager.

The host of the most popular television series in the entire world versus a 52 year old naked hippy who likes to show off his pocket money to school children.

I know which DVD I'd rather get for Christmas.

There is a point where if you keep testing the law, the law has to respond.

I think I'd suggest tagging him and putting him under house arrest. But Renegade makes a good point. If this avuncular hippy gets to wander around with his cock out.

Whats to stop some sex criminal doing the same? Perhaps we need a more nuanced attitude towards nudity. But that means changing the law and not ignoring it.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 26 2012, 10:35 AM BST

a 52 year old naked hippy who likes to show off his pocket money to school children.

Just shows what you know; he doesn't have pockets.
He keeps his change in the same orifice you talk out of.

Quote: sootyj @ March 26 2012, 10:50 AM BST

Whats to stop some sex criminal doing the same?

You just can't wait, can you.

Mate if you did it you'd be charged with carrying a concealed weapon

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