Good call Aaron! Hmmmm Charley - you naughty girl...but well done on the handbag!
Worst dumping session... Page 4
Quote: EllieJP @ January 20, 2008, 9:44 PMYou are actually my hero Charley!!!!!!
Does this mean Charley is Thermoman 
Quote: Charley @ January 20, 2008, 9:48 PM
I tried so hard to feel bad about it, but I just can't.
Final proof, as if we needed it, that you have no soul! 
Quote: Charley @ January 20, 2008, 9:48 PMHe was 19 & loved it Aaron!
Quote: Ray Dawson @ January 20, 2008, 9:48 PMDoes this mean Charley is Thermoman
Well she does look kind of like Ardal O'Hanlon, but I wouldn't like to imagine her in lyc- Too late. 
God I just thought. It was'nt you was it Aaron?
Quote: Aaron @ January 20, 2008, 9:51 PMFinal proof, as if we needed it, that you have no soul!
Well she does look kind of like Ardal O'Hanlon, but I wouldn't like to imagine her in lyc- Too late.
charley, that story is just so wrong in every way. Poor lad.
Like you men have never lied to get a shag!!!
If his beliefs were that great his cock would have never responded. I never held him down. Just convinced him to have me. I was only 17 myself. It wasn't yesterday.
I don't care how wrong it was. It read well. BTW Charley, the guy's on chortle.
Is he. Really. What my little religious Virgy poo. Give me his link So I can pretend my youngest son is his?
Quote: Charley @ January 20, 2008, 10:05 PMLike you men have never lied to get a shag!!!
I certainly haven't!
Does saying she'll definitely have a good time count as lying?
Quote: Aaron @ January 20, 2008, 10:20 PMI certainly haven't!
Well here is some typical examples I have experienced.
1."I am not married/with anyone.
2."Polo mints are a form of contraception"
3."I have not had sex for ages"
4."I am seperated from my wife"
5."I love you"
I only fell for no.2 though.
Now calm down guy's. He knew the punch contained alcohol.
I teased he relented. He also I am sure, knew for well I never had a conversation with God. I mean no one is that gullible.(Said the girl who sucked a polo mint & ended up with a baby)
Polo mints? I don't get that one. How can fresh breath stop you getting pregnant?
Quote: Ray Dawson @ January 20, 2008, 10:42 PMPolo mints? I don't get that one. How can fresh breath stop you getting pregnant?
My sons father told me that a polo mint, (But only the ones with holes) Stop you getting pregnant. I did'nt argue with him. I just pulled my nickers down & sucked on that mint all the way through.
I was 15, horny & stupid.
Did you enjoy it though? The mint i mean?
Quote: Ray Dawson @ January 20, 2008, 10:50 PMDid you enjoy it though? The mint i mean?
Twas ok for my very first polo. I ate a hole pack after, just to be sure.