Here's a crap idea I had for writing jokes that one could potentially sell to a celeb.
I might write it up for Amock or something.
Or not.
Any one got anything funnier to add?(probable) that they can be bothered to write? (unlikely)
GARY GLITTER
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Are your parents in?
JORDAN
What's black and white and red all over?
My kids after I've slapped them around.