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Surprised nobody's leaped to the defence of this c**t yet.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2118872/Al-Qaeda-fanatic-Mohammed-Merah-video-executing-victims-Toulouse.html

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ March 22 2012, 7:26 PM GMT

Surprised nobody's leaped to the defence of this c**t yet.

I was wishing him a swift death just last night. Good riddance!

Quote: DaButt @ March 22 2012, 7:43 PM GMT

I was wishing him a swift death just last night. Good riddance!

I think you might have been swayed by the liberal media coverage of the event.

Got to love the Daily Hate. First pic; HE WAS ON HIS PHONE WHILE DRIVING!!

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ March 22 2012, 7:47 PM GMT

I think you might have been swayed by the liberal media coverage of the event.

Swayed by their finger pointing at right-wing, immigrant-hating, white guys? Nah, I assumed it was a Muslim al Qaeda wannabe since the first soldiers were shot. The murders outside the Jewish school clinched it but the media resisted until the very end. Same old same old.

Okay, I'll give it a shot...

Merah, first of all, was well within his rights to be carrying firearms. I don't think anybody could claim that guns are the reason these kids died. He could have quite easily have killed seven people and made his escape without firearms. Any idiot can see that.

And, okay, these Jewish kids may not have been *immediately* threatening Merah, but they were certainly acting suspiciously. Sure, they may not have been breaking into his house and threatening his family, but they were attending a Jewish school, preparing themselves for a lifetime of oppression and violence against Merah's loved ones.

The danger was merely time-shifted. They *could* have been a danger, and Merah had no way of knowing how immediate the danger was. He was well within his rights to protect his territory and confront the problem head-on by proactively approaching them and shooting them in their heads.

Frankly, I think it's a disgrace that the French police decided to corner him in his own home -- his own home! -- and kill him. Where I come from, the government has more respect for the rights of the individual.

Is that how it works?

tl;dnr

Quote: DaButt @ March 22 2012, 8:15 PM GMT

tl;dnr

Only faggots carry guns.

Better?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ March 22 2012, 8:16 PM GMT

Only faggots carry guns.

Better?

Aww, did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ March 22 2012, 8:13 PM GMT

but they were attending a Jewish school, preparing themselves for a lifetime of oppression and violence against Merah's loved ones.

See, now you're getting the hang of it. Add the historical context and the current situation in Palestine and you have the shooter's justification for his actions.

You're still barking up the wrong tree with the gun thing though. The 7/7 Bombers (and their subsequent ilk) didn't have access to firearms, so they made bombs instead. I mean, Meerkat only killed 7 people and they were all French, whereas our maniacs killed 53 people - all without guns.

I do agree that a neighbourhood watch guy in Florida shooting a suspicious teenager is exactly the same as a radical Muslim declaring war on all French people. It is exactly the same, exactly. (well in terms of accurate press reporting anyways)

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ March 22 2012, 8:13 PM GMT

Okay, I'll give it a shot...

Are you licensed to ?

Quote: Oldrocker @ March 22 2012, 9:22 PM GMT

Are you licensed to ?

Laughing out loud

That stupid f**king tart Tulisa complaing about her sex-video going onto the open market.

One simple word of advice. If you don't want anyone else to see don't f**king film it.

And then of course there was the thing about her being "devastated" when her vibrator went off when she was going througn cusoms. If you are so f**king embarrassed why did you tell everyone?

She is a bit odd.
I was actually slightly impressed that she admitted (eventually) that it was her, and is kind of saying so what. Most people would have just denied it and waited for it to blow over.

Quote: zooo @ March 22 2012, 10:32 PM GMT

Most people would have just denied it and waited for it to blow over.

You are sootyj and I claim my prize!

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