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Quote: Tursiops @ March 17 2012, 10:56 PM GMT

Not sure what is more surprising - that Kenny found something to celebrate or that they have a Waitrose in Liverpool...

Where did you think people like Dalglish buy their champagne then, London? The area where the shop is, is where most of the Everton and Liverpool players have lived over the years. Some of the houses around there go for millions, and there's a really good beach there as well. I don't live there myself, but I used to go there a lot as a kid. There's also a huge wood there, which is one of the last places in the country where you can find large numbers of Red Squirrels. It's where they filmed the beach scene for the Eric Idle Beatles spoof, The Rutles. Oh, and Dance music producer Moby used to live there.

:( This awful illness affects everyone, not just sportsmen, do wish him well.

This is philosophy why is it in football Catskill?

Quote: Chappers @ March 17 2012, 11:25 PM GMT

Lovely patronising line from Jonathan Pearce.

"Sian Massey made a great decision in last week's Swansea Manchester City game."

They always say that when she makes a correct decision.

Nice response by someone called Redrow Wolves on the local newspaper website tonight following Wolves' 5-0 home defeat by Old Red Nose's lot . .

Morgan, seeing as you don't know anything about football - let me put it into bricks and mortar terms for you.

You paid a tenner for a two-up two-down, bog in the garden in Willenhall.

What you played today was a 8 bed, 6 bathroom, 4 garage, conservatory and tennis courts in Alderley Edge.

Can you see the difference? You need to put a bit more down for your mortgage my son.

You could tell that Rebecca Lowe was struggling to fill time on ESPN after the Spurs game was called off when she asked John Barnes, "You're a human being, aren't you, John?".

How I wished he'd replied "You are mistaken, earthwoman...."

:D That would explain some of his suits.

Quote: shaggy292 @ March 18 2012, 8:37 PM GMT

You could tell that Rebecca Lowe was struggling to fill time on ESPN after the Spurs game was called off when she asked John Barnes, "You're a human being, aren't you, John?".

How I wished he'd replied "You are mistaken, earthwoman...."

:D

What a terrible dillema. Who do I support on Wednesday? I want City to win the league soooooooooooo much but I also want Chelsea to qualify for the Champions League.

Quote: dellas @ March 18 2012, 5:39 AM GMT

:( This awful illness affects everyone, not just sportsmen, do wish him well.

This is philosophy why is it in football Catskill?

Eh?

Quote: Chappers @ March 18 2012, 10:18 PM GMT

What a terrible dillema. Who do I support on Wednesday? I want City to win the league soooooooooooo much but I also want Chelsea to qualify for the Champions League.

You support Chelsea like any decent person would considering City's spending in the last three years.

Speaking of Chelsea, I was on Wikipedia a few minutes ago, reading about writer Franz Kafka, and noticed his startling similarity to a certain chelsea player. Have a look: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Kafka

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/mar/19/fabrice-muamba-bolton-wanderers-hospital

Phew

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/mar/19/fabrice-muamba-twitter-troll-prison

Good

Quote: catskillz @ March 19 2012, 7:24 PM GMT

Speaking of Chelsea, I was on Wikipedia a few minutes ago, reading about writer Franz Kafka, and noticed his startling similarity to a certain chelsea player. Have a look: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Kafka

Only difference, he wakes up next to a giant insect.

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/chelsea/109807/former-chelsea-youth-players-candid-account-reveals-another-less-gimpish-side-to-john-terry.html

John Terry being an arsehole again. He wouldn't even let his team-mate go to Sevilla.

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ March 20 2012, 4:18 PM GMT

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/chelsea/109807/former-chelsea-youth-players-candid-account-reveals-another-less-gimpish-side-to-john-terry.html

John Terry being an arsehole again. He wouldn't even let his team-mate go to Sevilla.

What a c**t. Sevilla's a great city too.

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