Why is it that spammers are universally bad at spelling?
"Your girlfirends will mown with desire"
Well that looks legit...
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Nice pic! OH boy am I fed up 15 days of streaming nose and coughing up phlegm horrid. I am on antibiotics that make me spew, no hope left.
Going away Sunday to Bruges on ferry, if not better will throw myself off.
Quote: dellas @ March 20 2012, 2:56 PM GMT
Going away Sunday to Bruges on ferry, if not better will throw myself off.
Do it on the way back though.
Bruges is a nice place.
That is a nice pic Harridan.
Dellas 
But don't throw yourself overboard, it's not fair on sea creatures to end up eating your phlegm
Quote: Oldrocker @ March 20 2012, 3:28 PM GMTBruges is a nice place.
"It's like a f**king fairytale."
You have cheered me up, love cynicism, shakes me out of it! 
*blushes* My photographer friend takes very lush photos.
Why are you going to Bruges?
Quote: Nil Putters @ March 20 2012, 8:30 PM GMThttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17449465
Aw, how sweet...and weird! First Charlie Brooker, now David Mitchell - what's with all these cynical comedians getting hitched? Anyone would think they were hopeless romantics at heart...
Mitchell is now my nemesis.
You have a soft spot for Coren? She drives me up the wall.
Mmm Coren's soft spot...
Anyway, can't hang 'round here all day...
Quote: Nil Putters @ March 20 2012, 8:30 PM GMThttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17449465
Aww, they make a lovely couple.
Quote: David Bussell @ March 20 2012, 3:41 PM GMT"It's like a f**king fairytale."
It is if you're a proper beer drinker.
Quote: Nil Putters @ March 20 2012, 8:30 PM GMThttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17449465
I approve!
Though if ever had them round for dinner, you'd never know if they were being genuinely complimentary or just taking the piss.
'No, no, we love Angel Delight, don't we dear?'
'Yes, it's a very underrated pudding.'
'Right, both of you, out! You piss taking c**ts!'