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:O That's horrible...see you men...see what you do to us!!

yeah... Oh well could be worse.

He wasn't a very nice person anyway. Total gambler and compulsive liar plus he modeled himself on Paul McGann in Withnail and I. Last I heard, he got fired from an acting job he was doing - an anti drug thing for schools - cause he got caught doing coke! I'm very lucky!

I broke a third date off with someone because when they kissed me on the second, they basically raped my face. There was serious drool everywhere, I had to wash my face when I got in!

lol some people make me laugh I knew a guy in uni who would change his attitude/style depending on who was popular so one week he was bernard from black books the justin from darkness the next. What a tool lol we got on really well as you can tell

My fave guy at uni was this lovely Dutch guy called Walter! He worn loads of 1940's suits, triby hats, and sandals and would make me tea and crumpets when I visited! He was a legend!

But the scariest guy was this huge guy who was very into Disney and always wore a disney t shirt and a disneyland jacket and would tower over you and talk about completely boring stuff. I was cornered once and listened for half an hour about the subject of how many chemicals are in a shop brought ice cream.

....note to self ditch the Disney Jacket

Note to self: find out where Gavin lives and what day the bin men come.

I've never really dumped anyone. But this time last year, my girlfriend dumped me because I asked if we could just have a relationship by talking on AOL Instant Messenger for the rest of our lives, instead of having to see each other and settling down together..etc, etc..

I did a fair bit of groveling for about a month, but she was having none of it. So I got pissed off and told her where to go. This had some affect, because now she was groveling to ME. (Obviously the "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" thing works)

Anyway, we got back together. I still like the idea of conducting a relationship over instant messengers though.

But could you cope with not having real sex and only cybering (if this is not the correct terminology I apologise)???

Sex is overrated if you ask me. Especially when it's readily available.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 20, 2008, 6:51 PM

But could you cope with not having real sex and only cybering???

Yes, I'm the best lover I've ever had.

I don't think sex is very important in life but it is nice in a loving relationship to be with someone in way that stops you being able to look at angel delight without giggling to yourself!

Quote: EllieJP @ January 20, 2008, 5:32 PM

i dumped my first boyfriend because his fingers were too long... now I regret it.

Pleased

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

I didn't get that first time 'round. Laughing out loud

Quote: EllieJP @ January 20, 2008, 6:06 PM

Sounds fascinating... I'm sure I'll be busy changing the batteries in my vibrator when that's on though I'm afraid.

That's a mental image I'd rather not have, thanks.

Quote: Blenkinsop @ January 20, 2008, 6:17 PM

In my defence I watched a Carry On film yesterday

Camping?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 20, 2008, 6:17 PM

My ex at uni dumped me after two years, by text, just after I had told him about some rather serious news that was affecting me, because "He didn't find me attractive anymore". Turned out he had found a few of my so called friends attractive though and had another girlfriend in his home town the whole time.

So... This guy was a student? And you're surprised why?

Quote: EllieJP @ January 20, 2008, 6:19 PM

:O That's horrible...see you men...see what you do to us!!

It all depends on who you go for. Some people are gluttons for punishment, whether they know it or not! ;)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 20, 2008, 6:30 PM

My fave guy at uni was this lovely Dutch guy called Walter! He worn (sic) ... sandals

LOSER.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 20, 2008, 7:05 PM

I don't think sex is very important in life

Oh the irony.

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