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Quote: Harridan @ March 18 2012, 3:38 PM GMT

I wonder what the US reaction would be if Russia sent a military force to kill someone in America.

Hopefully, they'd respond more robustly then the UK did when a KGB assassin gave irradiated Sushi to one of Putin's critics right here in the capital of our great nation.

Quote: DaButt @ March 18 2012, 4:29 PM GMT

The most likely recipient of a Pakistani-built bomb would be the Saudis. They bankrolled the Pakistani nuclear program and will want a few of their own after Iran tests the bomb it's working on.

Saudi and Japan, German et al are all in the school of countries. Sufficently rich and advanced to build an atom bomb from scratch in 6 months.

If I was a Saudi I'd be rather insulted you implied I might wanna buy some rusty old Pakistani atom bomb.

Note I said ISI not Pakistani government. The country is a mess, the ISI basically invented AQ.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 18 2012, 4:30 PM GMT

Hopefully, they'd respond more robustly then the UK did when a KGB assassin gave irradiated Sushi to one of Putin's critics right here in the capital of our great nation.

That was not UK's finest hour. Almost as humiliating as when MI6 got caught spying on RUssia with a techno rock.

The Russian embassies voice mail message is

"...and if that's the UK invade us or f**k off."

Quote: sootyj @ March 18 2012, 4:29 PM GMT

Rather perversley ignoring what I'm saying.

Describing Osama Bin Laden as some elderly character from Last Of The Summer Wine or a Werther's Originals advert is slightly more perverse.

'Hello, do you have Flying Planes Into Office Buildings by Osama Bin Laden?...You do?...My name?...Osama Bin Laden'.

Puh-leeze.

Quote: DaButt @ March 18 2012, 4:30 PM GMT

I won't complain much if they're killing American terrorists who murdered tens of thousands of Chinese citizens.

More like executing any surviving Apple Executives and Adam Sandler for his oriental impersonation.

Actually I'm cool with that.

Quote: sootyj @ March 18 2012, 4:33 PM GMT

That was not UK's finest hour. Almost as humiliating as when MI6 got caught spying on RUssia with a techno rock.

I like techno rock - oh you mean the fake stone. The Russians new about for years and were feeding false info to British Intelligence. They only brought it to light when we started to pursue the KGB assassin to show the Russian people what an evil world power we are.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 18 2012, 4:34 PM GMT

Describing Osama Bin Laden as some elderly character from Last Of The Summer Wine or a Werther's Originals advert is slightly more perverse.

'Hello, do you have Flying Planes Into Office Buildings by Osama Bin Laden?...You do?...My name?...Osama Bin Laden'.

Puh-leeze.

No he was a dangerous and deadly man in his youth.

Crimes for which he should pay.

But the Pakistani army sticking it's atomic arsenal in a fleet of mr whippy vans. Driven by terribly unreliable ISI agents.

Is to high a cost.

It's like wanting a nice icecream and paying with it with your testicles.

Quote: sootyj @ March 18 2012, 4:38 PM GMT

But the Pakistani army sticking it's atomic arsenal in a fleet of mr whippy vans. Driven by terribly unreliable ISI agents.

Is to high a cost.

I think this is where you are confusing the argument. The Pakistanis are hiding their nukes not because a group of Navy SEALs killed Osama, it's more to do with the West's assertion that we won't allow corrupt, tin pot, nations (like Iran) having nuclear bombs.

For some strange reason, they think it is in our best interests to stop Al Qaeda / Taliban supporting / kill Israel nations from owning atomice weapons. If Pakistan is hiding their nukes, then that makes me suspicious.

Quote: sootyj @ March 18 2012, 4:38 PM GMT

No he was a dangerous and deadly man in his youth.

The man was barely 54 when he was killed, for f**k's sake.

Quote: DaButt @ March 18 2012, 4:45 PM GMT

The man was barely 54 when he was killed, for f**k's sake.

Just a child compared to Rupert Murdoch. Another innocent old man who has been unfairly pilloried etc., etc.

Bin Laden never lost his taste for blood in his "old age" and he wasn't irrelevant at the end. He was just finding it very difficult to fulfill his murderous desires because Americans were flying drones overhead, searching for him by satellite and listening for any peep he made. In the end, his paranoia proved to be justified and he got what he deserved.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-bin-laden-plot-to-kill-president-obama/2012/03/16/gIQAwN5RGS_story.html

Quote: DaButt @ March 18 2012, 4:45 PM GMT

The man was barely 54 when he was killed, for f**k's sake.

Ok he's younger than you DaButt.

But he had a f**ked liver and several wives to satisfy, as well as a preference for food cooked in cotton oil.

He was if not old, aged.

Quote: DaButt @ March 18 2012, 5:02 PM GMT

Bin Laden never lost his taste for blood in his "old age" and he wasn't irrelevant at the end. He was just finding it very difficult to fulfill his murderous desires because Americans were flying drones overhead, searching for him by satellite and listening for any peep he made. In the end, his paranoia proved to be justified and he got what he deserved.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-bin-laden-plot-to-kill-president-obama/2012/03/16/gIQAwN5RGS_story.html

Aparently in the end it was hard for his aides to buy him a pint of milk.

Funny how much juicy evidence about Bin Laden and his plans.

Is completely unverifiable by anyone outside the military and intelligence community.

Aparently the CIA have evidence from Guantanomo that Bin Laden ate Flipper, f**ked Skippy and designs on Eddie out of Frasier

Quote: sootyj @ March 18 2012, 5:34 PM GMT

Funny how much juicy evidence about Bin Laden and his plans.

Is completely unverifiable by anyone outside the military and intelligence community.

Who else would have such info?

Journalists who are convinced that your military and intelligence community are full of shit. And are desperately trying to cover theirs and your government arses. Over America's longest war ever, which may also be its most pointless and amongst the most bloody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

Has anyone actually watched this?

It's completely nuts.

Kony for president!

Quote: sootyj @ March 18 2012, 6:57 PM GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

Has anyone actually watched this?

It's completely nuts.

Kony for president!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/mar/17/kony-2012-meltdown-stress-wife

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