You only just realised
You believed you had a comedy career, longer than I believed in the hanukah zombie
And I'm married to him
Bacon Racing Page 2
You're just jealous because you haven't made a video you could tour the world off of.
David you're martyrdom video don't count
Especially as the only thing you blew up was your ego
I think it needed some brown sauce!
Quote: Marc P @ March 12 2012, 11:36 AM GMTI think it needed some brown sauce!
On top of the fact that brown sauce has a habit of congealing, bacon's natural grease provides the cars with all the momentum they need.
I never sausage a funny skit!
And finding an old ad featuring the young Kevin Bacon? Genius.
I can only hope that first sentence somehow managed to both express your exact feelings on the video and come together as a porcine pun.
Brilliant. BACON!
Clearly, the man is on a winning streak.
I just thought, swine not!
Oh My Sides
That was bacon me laugh.
Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ March 18 2012, 1:17 PM GMThttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17420760
That's Bacon Baiting. Different kettle of pigs entirely.