One Day I'll Be Famous

Scene;
Jerf’s Mum’s front room.

Jerf’s Mum

Jerf, why aren’t you writing sit-com?

Have they been shouting at you again?

Did you send that script to Liz Anstee?

She sent it back by letter bomb, she didn’t like it then?

What about that radio station, somewhere in Wales?

Can’t find it on your Sat-Nav?

Have you tried Google Earth?

Make a video, and put it on You-Tube.

What shall you do?

Same as they all do.

Sit in a darkened room and talk bollocks.

You never know, Benny Hill might show it on ‘You’ve Been Framed.

If you must do that,

Take the sheets off, before it set’s hard

I’m fed up trying to bend then into the washing machine.

The last one was like a B&Q kitchen worktop.

"You never know, Benny Hill might show it on ‘You’ve Been Framed."

The insanity of this line made me laugh.

Quote: Winterlight @ January 20, 2008, 1:01 PM

"You never know, Benny Hill might show it on ‘You’ve Been Framed."

The insanity of this line made me laugh.

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Brilliance!

I doubt it if this is anything to go by.

Fame's overrated!

Quote: Mannikin Bird @ January 20, 2008, 1:14 PM

Fame's overrated!

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Film or TV series?

Quote: David Chapman @ January 20, 2008, 1:17 PM

Film or TV series?

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Do you even have to ask that question? Both!

Quote: David Chapman @ January 20, 2008, 1:02 PM

I doubt it if this is anything to go by.

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That's not very nice. It is remarkably accurate though.

And Jerf, you know I don't sit in any darkened room. Not with my 500 watt ego to bask in.

David 1,is you surname Gambino, you've been waiting for this since day one.

David 2, Ego; self esteem, don't you have any? it was a compliment.

I praised the video showing your backside, it was good. I could have said, "another arse on video" but I didn't, I really thought it was good.

I have no idea who or what a Gambino is but I'm sure if I did I'd be wetting 'em.

The ego comment was meant as a compliment? Well I'll be. Thank you very much then.

I didn't make the 'backside' video, James Williams did. You're right though, it was a good sketch.

Jerf you need to format it so we can tell who's saying what.

Carlo Gambino was an American mobster, He never forgot a sleight.

I’m fed up trying to bend then into the washing machine.

The above was my fav.

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 20, 2008, 2:58 PM

David 1,is you surname Gambino, you've been waiting for this since day one.

David 2, Ego; self esteem, don't you have any? it was a compliment.

I praised the video showing your backside, it was good. I could have said, "another arse on video" but I didn't, I really thought it was good.

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I don't know if I'm 1, 2 or even 3. No idea what this means at all.

ajp2 I'm writing a song to go with it.
David Chapman you are 1. but I forgive you ,I know you don't mean it.