British Comedy Guide

I apologise. Nothing should be this unfunny.

News Anchor: Today the Government's 2012 budget has passed in the Common's. The budget includes a new Government agency to identify the most painless cuts and to carry them out.

Second Anchor: I'm sorry to interrupt but we have reports that the new Government agency has cut itself making 300 people redundant. The Chancellor of the Exchequer has stated that he agrees with the independent decision of the agency and that this is proof-positive of a government of action.

I didn't get it, sorry. I haven't been listening to the news though.

Yes - I get it. Showing how good the agency are by making themselves redundant.

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