Inspired by a post of Zooo's I want to know the worst way you've dumped someone or the worst reason...
Mine was when I was 11, i dumped my first boyfriend because his fingers were too long... now I regret it.
Worst dumping session...
Ha!!
Well my silliest one was the aforementioned:
Quote: zooo @ January 20, 2008, 5:29 PMI did dump a boy for not liking Reservoir Dogs once.
I was 15 though.
But in my defence, it was indicative of many other things. He had truly rubbish taste. (Not in girls though, naturally.)
My most sensible reason was from about the same time, dumping a boy after I found out he went shooting birds at the weekend. By which I mean sparrows and flipping chaffinches. Mental.
I was terrified of clicking on thread called 'worst dumping session'.
I once asked a girl out in my impressionable youth and got a yes, next time I bumped into her she told me I was dumped ... before the date ... yikes. The next time someone said yes, I refused to phone and avoided her haunts until the day of the date. Don't say I don't learn by my mistakes.
I know SlagB's favourite way of dumping a girl is to drive her around for a few hours in the boot of his car. Needless to say she never phones again.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his arse.
Sorry!
Quote: SlagA @ January 20, 2008, 5:45 PMI once asked a girl out in my impressionable youth and got a yes, next time I bumped into her she told me I was dumped ... before the date ... yikes. The next time someone said yes, I refused to phone and avoided her haunts until the day of the date. Don't say I don't learn by my mistakes.
Did you actually end up on the date?
Bloody married her. Talk about out the frying pan, eh? At least that episode cured my curiousity. 
Did you propose and then ignore her until the big day???
Dumped a girl once coz she wouldn't accept the existence of speed sunday. Bitch.
What is Speed Sunday?
Used to be every sunday,
Grandprix, Bike racing and Rally, great crack open a few cans and watch cars crash at top speed into hard objects.
Sounds fascinating... I'm sure I'll be busy changing the batteries in my vibrator when that's on though I'm afraid.
Well it's not on anymore I dont think it was a while ago, and it was as good an excuse as I could find at the time 
Quote: EllieJP @ January 20, 2008, 5:59 PMDid you propose and then ignore her until the big day???
I should have proposed and then ignored her ON the day.
Ah...*wants to dig deeper*...*female urge for gossip taking over*... *resists*... okay. 
Mine was after a particularly fierce Chicken Phal. Sorry but I couldn't resist it. The goal was open and I was round the keeper so to speak.
In my defence I watched a Carry On film yesterday
My ex at uni dumped me after two years, by text, just after I had told him about some rather serious news that was affecting me, because "He didn't find me attractive anymore". Turned out he had found a few of my so called friends attractive though and had another girlfriend in his home town the whole time.