Still tinkling with my old friend Mr Bubb
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New one, any comments would be useful
EXT PARK
Mr Bubb, a man who lives in a large plastic bubble, is rolling through a busy park, he spots an empty space next to a man and quickly rolls over and sits down.
They acknowledge each other with a nod and then look straight ahead.
The man opens a small lunchbox and begins to eat a sandwich.
Mr Bubb opens a small lunchbox and eats his sandwich.
The man then takes out a newspaper from his coat pocket and begins to read.
Mr Bubb takes a newspaper from his coat pocket and he begins to read.
They exchange glances, nod, smile politely and continue reading
The man rolls up his newspaper and takes a cigarette out of his pocket. He strikes a match and the flame flashes.
Mr Bubb looks aghast.
The man takes a long satisfied drag, smoke billowing towards Mr Bubb.
Mr Bubb folds away his newspaper, takes a Nicotine patch from his pocket, rolls up his sleeve and applies it to his arm. The man glances over.
Mr Bubb points sternly to the patch on his arm. A packet of Quick Quit patches lays open.
The man sheepishly stubs out his cigarette.
Mr Bubb takes a stick of gum from his pocket.
The man takes a stick of gum from his pocket.
They nod politely to each other, pop the gum in their mouths and stare straight ahead, chewing in tandem.
