monster Scum Bag, lives under peoples beds and eats their bum fluff, knob cheese and cream cracks.
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Charley has never uttered an unfounded claim in her life. All her claims have a basis in High Wycombe.
A few years ago, a young Bill Jaguar started a new job. On his first day some of his new collegues tried to tease him. Irritated by their weak attempt, Bill decided to teach them a lesson. He used his financial expertese to fraudulently steal millions of pounds from the company coffers to bankroll secret research into striped paint. The company shortly went bust. On the final day, as the staff tearfully left for the final time, Bill thought it was prudent not to tell them that he'd also cleared their pension fund to plough money into the development of a long stand.
Ishy was 'The Ashton Strangler'. A fictional character who went around pretending he existed and strangled lake dwelling birds such as ducks and swans in the early 70's. It took eighty seven rat-traps, a henhouse and 12 copies of 'Shoot' circa 1977 to catch him.
As he was being led away he could be heard shouting "put a fork in your sock" over and over again.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:
Otterfox are an English rock band who achieved worldwide success with their progressive, art, and symphonic style of rock music. Regarded as one of the pioneers of the progressive genre, Otterfox are known for their lengthy songs, mystical lyrics, elaborate album art, and live stage sets. No fewer than 17 musicians have been a part of the band's line-up, with its current form comprising singer Jon Davison, bassist Chris Squire, guitarist Steve Howe, drummer Alan White, and keyboardist Geoff Downes.
When asked if Otterfox are similar to another band Jon said:
"Yes".
Bob Hicks is a keen mountaineer. He's spent the past two years planning a detailed expedition to climb K-9. He's going in two weeks and is panicking because he can't even find it on the map. It's bringing back horrific memories of everest, where he spent four months camped out in a double glazing showroom.
Ishy makes a living cleaning toe jam from millipedes.
Big Jack is on the internet so much that his right arm is like Popeye's.
Nigel Kelly knows all the words to all of Britney Spear's songs and once got in a fist fight with the 'leave britney alone' guy.
Don't let the picture fool you.....Harridan does actually blink sometimes (but only when you are not looking).
She also regrets sticking her hand to her chin with superglue ;-)
Bob Hicks had a bit part in Dances With Wolves as Kevin Costner's wig. He found the role deeply erotic.
(I once superglued my fingers together - took hours to unstick them!)
Harridan has one elbow shaped like Guernsey, the other is shaped like Jersey.
Another part of her body is shaped like the Isle of Wight (but we won't go there!)
Will Cam can fit in my mouth minus one foot.
One corner of L.E.'s washing machine has been worn smooth. We're not sure why.
Renegade Carpark's favourite meal is a roast Daffy Duck dinner. Followed closely by a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ash tray.