Quote: Charley @ January 13, 2008, 5:34 PMI have not been pissed for ages now. I am desperate too but my sons have hid their booze. Ungrateful little bastards. I am going to hide the milk tea & coffee. That will teach the selfish gits! That will learn them.
Check under their bed... I don't even have a space to fit anything under my bed and I managed a bottle of vodka.
Thank me when you're sloshed 
Or in a cupboard that has other thing is like beans, I used to hide booze in plain sight. I was living on my flat but neer be to careful.
I have been under the bed & found 6 dirty boxers, 5 odd socks, 4 used condoms, 3 nasty looking tissues 2 pairs of girls panties & a pouch containing what looks like class B drugs.
Nothing in this world will ever make me go under there again. However as soon as I find out the right way to take the class B drugs I am having them.
Vodka in a mineral water bottle.
Officially 20 days since I have had an alcoholic drink! wohoooo!
I was drunk (ish) last night. Went to a 40th Birthday party & got loads of material for a sketch. I am going to write it later. Best not put it on here though!
Quote: Charley @ January 20, 2008, 3:50 PMWent to a 40th Birthday party
So thats how old Paul is 