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Quote: keewik @ March 11 2012, 11:33 PM GMT

They eat rats, which really are vermin and can cause DEATH to humans.

But not the pet ones, which are very sweet. No-one kill a pet rat

It's the creepy ones that creep (surprise!) about the neighbourhood.

Cat has gone from shaking when she heard cars to sitting on the windowsill of the open window and glaring at them. Glad she's feeling better but I'm now having nightmares about her jumping and coming to harm.

Is it a high window to jump from? Cats seem to be able to survive fairly high jumps.

There must be one of those things you can buy, like American screen doors, that fit windows.

Surely with medical science these days you can just clone your cat? Or even bits of it.

She'd probably live if she landed alright but do herself a large damage. And since she got rescued from a horrible place as a kitten I think she may have used some of her lives up!
Was terribly pleased with her musical discernment when she eventually ventured out, was playing Zombies' 'She's Not There' and all of a sudden she was :)

You have an ironic cat.

If you play "there she goes" by the las you may never see her again.

:D That is one of the songs I most sing but luckily I have such an awful singing voice she hasn't been able to detect the walking-out opportunity

Do I have to listen to all this crap about/from Prince Harry!

Quote: keewik @ March 12 2012, 12:07 AM GMT

Do I have to listen to all this crap about/from Prince Harry!

Steady on keewik, I might be tiresome and unfunny but I AM NOT Prince Harry!

Oh I rather like him

James Hewitt must be very proud

Quote: sootyj @ March 12 2012, 12:12 AM GMT

Oh I rather like him

James Hewitt must be very proud

YES! You do wonder. He doesn't have the ears and other repellent royal family characteristics.

Jeremy Kyle Show - DNA test

Then watch the viewing figures !

Quote: zooo @ March 11 2012, 11:47 PM GMT

There must be one of those things you can buy, like American screen doors, that fit windows.

Screen doors are American?

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