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I wonder what he thinks of you/people who feed him. His pals? The strange food people? His kitchen staff?
(I think the first one.)

My friend shot 4 foxes last week. They're considered varmints around here.

Quote: DaButt @ March 11 2012, 8:59 PM GMT

My friend shot 4 foxes last week. They're considered varmints around here.

Do you shoot everything that doesn't walk upright on two legs DB?

Every time we mention a living thing you don't have to inform us that you/your friend killed one/wanted to kill one at some point in the last week, y'knowww.

Quote: zooo @ March 11 2012, 9:03 PM GMT

Every time we mention a living thing you don't have to inform us that you/your friend killed one/wanted to kill one at some point in the last week, y'knowww.

I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've ever done so.

I was merely pointing out that they are considered nasty critters around here and I doubt anyone would feed one on his/her doorstep. It'd be like putting a bowl of food out for rats.

I'll remind you once again that I am not a hunter and have never killed an animal with a gun.

(I was mostly joking by the way!)

I know you don't kill 'em, just your pals.

Quote: zooo @ March 11 2012, 9:13 PM GMT

(I was mostly joking by the way!)

I know. ;)

You just told us you gave some foreign Mexicans fire arms. They then murdered some freedom loving American rabbits.
You then ate the evidence.

in a taco.

A final insult.

I can honestly say I've never fancied eating rabbit. Sounds a bit... stringy.

It wasn't all that tasty.

I only really like chicken.
Slightly boring, but reliable!
You never ever get a mouthful with a disgusting bit of gristle or fat.

Problem is people sometimes serve rabbit like chicken on the bone and that is weird and bony and gristley.

Bone rabbit casserole, now that's nice soft and gamey.

Quote: DaButt @ March 11 2012, 8:59 PM GMT

My friend shot 4 foxes last week. They're considered varmints around here.

BASTARDS!

Keewik at this rate someone's going to lleave poisoned bate out for you.

Keewik at this rate someone's going to lleave poisoned bate out for you.

They eat rats, which really are vermin and can cause DEATH to humans.

Quote: sootyj @ March 11 2012, 11:30 PM GMT

Keewik at this rate someone's going to lleave poisoned bate out for you.

Keewik at this rate someone's going to lleave poisoned bate out for you.

Probably my next-door neighbour - think she's a bit weird about foxes.

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