British Comedy Guide

Who do you fancy? Page 798

Lofthouse, Lofthouse, Lofthouse. *shakes head sadly*

Interesting... I don't know any women who manage somewhere between sinewy upper arms and flabby upper arms, tis an impossible body part. I have managed the other way around by lugging furniture about so my arm muscles look more prominent but also losing half a stone- I have gone well peculiar :D

Pah, stuff and nonsense. You may very well be peculiar, but you certainly don't look it. You just need to keep working on those bingo wings.

Angry They're a key part of my cunning plan to become airborne

I'm well on my way to becoming a flying squirrel.

Mwahaha, how they'll regret the foisting of insecurities when we swoop

And steal their nuts.

Quote: AJGO @ March 9 2012, 10:23 PM GMT

Mwahaha, how they'll regret the foisting of insecurities when we swoop

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ March 9 2012, 10:23 PM GMT

And steal their nuts.

Laughing out loud

F**k me, the idea of flying women is a terrifying one. Strangely arousing, but terrifying.

Quote: AJGO @ March 9 2012, 10:17 PM GMT

Angry They're a key part of my cunning plan to become airborne

ALong with the head shaped like a helicopter?

Meghan Markle.

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God Almighty !

Looks like something Croix Rouge would be looking after !

I don't know who/what Croix Rouge is, but I don't see how anyone could have a problem with her!

International Red Cross

Ahh. So, she looks... like a sick foreign orphan?

Freckles are cute!

She reminds me of the squeaky kid from Lost in Space with Matt LeBlanc.

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