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Who do you fancy? Page 797

She is nice looking, and not just "for an Mp" good looking.
Mabye a bit pale though.

She looks like a sixth former!

(Which is a compliment.)

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ March 8 2012, 11:13 PM GMT

Stella Creasy MP is on Newsnight right now talking about women's issues.

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I'd definitely bang her.

After googling to ensure she's not a Tory, I concur.

If we are talking MPs . . . this one has long been on my Order Paper . . .

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Even though she is misguided . .

Quote: roscoff @ March 7 2012, 9:15 PM GMT

That tongue looks rather dry and unhealthy. She should get herself checked I reckon. Where's Walker when you need him?

He's away on a flounce.

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ March 8 2012, 11:37 PM GMT

After googling to ensure she's not a Tory, I concur.

Same here.

Jessica Enis

Gorgeous (apart from the six pack)

Quote: lofthouse @ March 9 2012, 5:16 PM GMT

Jessica Enis

Gorgeous (apart from the six pack)

Jessica Enis

Gorgeous (especially the six pack)

No way I'm gettin jiggy with a person that's got more muscles than me

I find the muscles on women debate fascinating- anyone care to contribute without slagging anyone off?!

Quote: AJGO @ March 9 2012, 8:38 PM GMT

I find the muscles on women debate fascinating- anyone care to contribute without slagging anyone off?!

Hmmm. Toned is good. Sinews, six-packs and generally muscular hardness is not so good.

Is that because you prefer to be the stronger one/the protector?

Quote: zooo @ March 9 2012, 8:49 PM GMT

Is that because you prefer to be the stronger one/the protector?

I don't think so. Possibly, on some subliminal level. *realise I might have been tricked into an impossible corner* But I'm hardly Chuck Norris. Just like women to have soft bits, which stop short of being flappy and wobbly.

Quote: zooo @ March 9 2012, 8:49 PM GMT

Is that because you prefer to be the stronger one/the protector?

It's just not feminine

I adore girly soppy feminine women!

If I was Bertie Wooster I would have jumped at the chance of marrying Madelaine Bassett!

Quote: Rob H @ March 9 2012, 8:53 PM GMT

I don't think so. Possibly, on some subliminal level. *realise I might have been tricked into an impossible corner* But I'm hardly Chuck Norris. Just like women to have soft bits, which stop short of being flappy and wobbly.

Laughing out loud

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