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Things that piss you off Page 888

Yup, please do. Thanks!

Quote: Charley @ March 7 2012, 7:04 PM GMT

Having a few hours to yourself, running upstairs to use your vibrator, only to find it isn't working anymore. Batteries have been changed I am not an idiot. Anyway this is really pissing me off. Excuse typos, finger hurts.

You can use my fingers instead if you want.

Quote: Charley @ March 7 2012, 7:04 PM GMT

Having a few hours to yourself, running upstairs to use your vibrator, only to find it isn't working anymore. Batteries have been changed I am not an idiot. Anyway this is really pissing me off. Excuse typos, finger hurts.

A few HOURS??

Jesus you'd be dead by the morning

My OU tutor is pissing me off (again). Given me a really crappy grade on an essay, not because he thinks my essay is bad (he praised it) but because he prefers a different interpretation. Well, I think that interpretation is nonsense, but he's the tutor so what he says goes. I'd be more accepting of his opinion of he were, say, an expert on the subject, but on this topic he admits he isn't particularly knowledgeable! So annoying.

Quote: roscoff @ March 7 2012, 9:11 PM GMT

You can use my fingers instead if you want.

There is nothing at all creepy about this. Nothing.

Quote: rwayne @ March 7 2012, 9:41 PM GMT

There is nothing at all creepy about this. Nothing.

:D

Quote: rwayne @ March 7 2012, 9:41 PM GMT

There is nothing at all creepy about this. Nothing.

What's wrong with lending a helping hand? We're all taught to do that from an early age, aren't we?

I'm not sure about 'all'... maybe the Fritzl and the West's kids were brought up to offer this kind of 'help'

Quote: Harridan @ March 7 2012, 9:38 PM GMT

My OU tutor is pissing me off (again). Given me a really crappy grade on an essay, not because he thinks my essay is bad (he praised it) but because he prefers a different interpretation. Well, I think that interpretation is nonsense, but he's the tutor so what he says goes. I'd be more accepting of his opinion of he were, say, an expert on the subject, but on this topic he admits he isn't particularly knowledgeable! So annoying.

I had a lecturer like that once. You would hand your work in and be told to change things with the design, not because it was required criteria or technicaly wrong but because that was how they liked it to be done.

:) Rings true, except He was the film buff, but why cannot I have my own views on the males in 'Cape Fear'. No constructive discussion involved! Grrr.

Quote: rwayne @ March 7 2012, 11:05 PM GMT

I'm not sure about 'all'... maybe the Fritzl and the West's kids were brought up to offer this kind of 'help'

Laughing out loud

Quote: Will Cam @ March 8 2012, 9:06 PM GMT

Laughing out loud

Unfortunately I don't think he was joking Will.

Quote: Marc P @ March 8 2012, 10:14 PM GMT

Unfortunately I don't think he was joking Will.

Good lord!

Are you going to have a little dig at me on EVERY post I make? You seem to think you know a lot about me. Do you know me? (other than stalking me around here) because I don't remember you if we've met, sorry.

I may put something in 'critique' for you and you can comment away to your heart's content.

How about a little story I'm thinking of writing: It's about a fish. Not a very
big fish, but big in the tiny pond he likes to swim in. He's often heard telling
the other fish how to swim "Do it like me, I'm the best swimmer and I know
better than all you other fish" he'd often say.

Look out for it. It's called

'The incredible pomposity of Mr Perch'

Quote: rwayne @ March 8 2012, 10:36 PM GMT

Good lord!

Are you going to have a little dig at me on EVERY post I make? You seem to think you know a lot about me. Do you know me? (other than stalking me around here) because I don't remember you if we've met, sorry.

I may put something in 'critique' for you and you can comment away to your heart's content.

How about a little story I'm thinking of writing: It's about a fish. Not a very
big fish, but big in the tiny pond he likes to swim in. He's often heard telling
the other fish how to swim "Do it like me, I'm the best swimmer and I know
better than all you other fish" he'd often say.

Look out for it. It's called

'The incredible pomposity of Mr Perch'

Nasty!

Alright. Maybe you all can carry this out over PM, if it's terribly important.

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