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Quote: sootyj @ March 7 2012, 2:36 PM GMT

I agree with BillWill.

I'm going to kill some people and then donate money to Oxfam.

How many humans should I off?

Can I pick which ones?

No absolutely not!

What are you some sort of monster?

Disappointed face.

Quote: sootyj @ March 7 2012, 2:36 PM GMT

I agree with BillWill.

I'm going to kill some people and then donate money to Oxfam.

How many humans should I off?

How much money should I donate?

About 6 billion.

And probably enough of them have left their money to Oxfam so you needn't bother with the money.

6 billion

Looks like me and my brick in a sock are going to be busy

Quote: sootyj @ March 7 2012, 3:03 PM GMT

6 billion

Looks like me and my brick in a sock are going to be busy

You could do it slowly, if you manage about 95 million per year the human population will slowly decline.

You could of course capture all the polar bears and let them loose in cities to do the dirty job.

Quote: sootyj @ March 7 2012, 1:25 PM GMT

Oh I agree picking on this one odious woman is wrong..

I was the first woman to ever harvest a polar bear with a bow and I was so fortunate to have made a clean kill. Being a lover of animals, that is one thing that I strive to do. I don't want the animals that I hunt to suffer needlessly. But, aside from the actual hunt, just being able to experience life with the Inuit community and being in awe of the breathtaking Nunavut scenery was overwhelming.

I love animals, so I have a hobby farm. I love taking care of the chickens, roosters and goats. We have a miniature horse, too. I also enjoy cooking and photography. I also love to crochet.

I love being so close to the animals and observing them in their natural environment. I will sit and marvel at how they interact with one another.

In 2006, the Archery Trade Association raised $63,000 for cancer research. Cancer research is very important to Jim and me. We wanted to do something special so we presented the organization with $6000 that we raised on our own. I joined five other men and women within the industry and we had our heads shaved for this cause. Jim and I have lost family members and friends to the disease and know people that are currently fighting it. Standing up in front of hundreds of people as my hair fell to the floor was a very proud moment for me. Honoring the ones that are fighting the disease and remembering the ones that lost the battle...I was happy to show my love and support.

I love hunting and the outdoors, but that is not all that I am about. I am human and I make mistakes, but I do my best to be kind and I try to help others as often as I can. I just try to be a good person.

Yeah, she's right up there with Hitler and Charles Manson when it comes to odiousness. Errr

Was that written by her before or after everyone started attacking her online?

Quote: DaButt @ March 7 2012, 5:42 PM GMT

Yeah, she's right up there with Hitler and Charles Manson when it comes to odiousness. Errr

Your comparison old son

I just think spending lots of money to kill a bear for fun is a bit f**ked up.

So shoot me.

Actually don't

Mind you she did shave her head to raise a grand for charity and she can crochet.

Woman of the year (the BBC nominated a panda last year so not impossible)

Having a few hours to yourself, running upstairs to use your vibrator, only to find it isn't working anymore. Batteries have been changed I am not an idiot. Anyway this is really pissing me off. Excuse typos, finger hurts.

Quote: zooo @ March 7 2012, 6:07 PM GMT

Was that written by her before or after everyone started attacking her online?

She killed the bear in 2006, so I suppose it was written long before whatever it is that is supposedly happening on Facebook.

Sorts, can you apply your brick and sock combo to the Olympics organisers on my behalf please? I have waited a year to hear whether I got through the volunteer process. Today I got an email which said well done we want you for the Olympics. Great. Except they don't want me for the Olympics, they want me for the Paralympics. I failed abysmally in getting Olympics tickets but I got the full monty for the Paralympics. And of course they can't say exactly which days they want you.

Oh and my virus scanner is telling me that there are Trojans on the website so won't let me open it on the pc. Can anyone check the site out?

Do you mean this site? (Or some Olympics site?)

What's wrong with the paralympics?

Everyone's a winner in the paralympics!

This site. I can send you the details zoo.

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