"Does it burn when you wee-wee?" is presumably the sequel we can look forward to.
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But as Stephen says, it works. You remember it. We are even discussing it here! We all know if you have runny poo you should go and visit your doctor. All because of the word poo.
I prefer the Scottish 'Jobbie'. It's a great word.
Quote: AngieBaby @ March 4 2012, 8:54 PM GMTI prefer the Scottish 'Jobbie'. It's a great word.
I've often wondered where that came from (apart from the bowel!)
Quote: keewik @ March 4 2012, 9:10 PM GMT
I've often wondered where that came from (apart from the bowel!)
It's round the back the chocolate's made.
Quote: reds @ March 4 2012, 10:22 AM GMTPeople who always change/cancel plans at the last minute and expect you to be fine about it but get annoyed when on the rare occasion you have to cancel.
Rinse and repeat. Think I just won't bother anymore.
Eggheads.
If ever five people deserved a feckin' slap, it's them !
Something that both pisses me off and scares the crap out of me is this new wave of Facebook hate campaigns.
One of my moron friends has copy and pasted a story about a woman in Canada who hunted a polar bear with a high powered bow. They've included her Facebook page link and have 'invited' others to tell her what they think of her actions.
This is mob rule at it's digital finest.
facebook idiocy is something else.
Another wise lovely and wise alumnus of News Revue. Is for ever posting stuff like,
"like this picture of a kid with cancer or you hate kids with cancer."
another one was a kid with all their limbs bandaged and in stirrups.
with her parents lovingly staring on.
I was rather tempted to add
"well I'm not wiping your bum."
People talking non-stop about bloody Football.
Football is a load of SHIT. Thick millionaire c**ts kicking a ball around on a f**king field is somehow applauded as talent. Talent? You've got to be f**king kidding me!?
I mean, when did it become our national religion? It's f**king everywhere, on TV, on Radio, on Newspapers soon it'll be mandatory little chips in your heads so you can have this bullshit drivelled into your brain everyday.
Quote: Monster Scum Bag @ March 6 2012, 7:23 PM GMTPeople talking non-stop about bloody Football.
Football is a load of SHIT. Thick millionaire c**ts kicking a ball around on a f**king field is somehow applauded as talent. Talent? You've got to be f**king kidding me!?
I mean, when did it become our national religion? It's f**king everywhere, on TV, on Radio, on Newspapers soon it'll be mandatory little chips in your heads so you can have this bullshit drivelled into your brain everyday.
Mitchell and Webb have an amusing take on the national football obsession:
Quote: Harridan @ March 6 2012, 8:05 PM GMTMitchell and Webb have an amusing take on the national football obsession:
Ha,ha. Those are brilliant.
I always loved this Brooker rant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2f4V38EwFw
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ March 6 2012, 9:12 PM GMTPeople who moan all the time.
ah, quit moanin'
Something that pisses me off is people who think 'she looks like a lesbian!' is a hilarious joke. It's 2012, for f**k's sake! I hear that joke at least once a week on the radio or on TV and no one bats an eyelid. Gah!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 6 2012, 12:03 PM GMTSomething that both pisses me off and scares the crap out of me is this new wave of Facebook hate campaigns.
One of my moron friends has copy and pasted a story about a woman in Canada who hunted a polar bear with a high powered bow.
Hunting a polar bear with a high powered bow isn't a particularly nice thing to do. I've got no sympathy if she's suddenly become the target of a baying internet mob.