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Quote: Harridan @ March 5 2012, 11:47 PM GMT

A lot of people have the attitude that they want children but don't want to have to do the work of parenting. And if you have the money you get other people to do the bits you don't like. Whenever I'm job-hunting I see dozens of adverts from parents who want 24/7 nannies for their babies where the baby sleeps in the nanny's room. My dad went to boarding school when he was 6 and his parents lived in Kenya and visited him so infrequently that he didn't recognise them. That's how you turn out stiff-upper-lipped empire-builders.

You do wonder why the Hell they want children at all.

Quote: zooo @ March 5 2012, 11:56 PM GMT

Yikes. :(

(Just accidentally called Harridan's grandparents insane. Oops.)

It was the 50s, I think pretty much everyone was insane in the 50s

Phew!

Now you mention it, though, is insanity hereditary? Because that would explain all of these bodies...

I have heard it skips a generation...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2110523/Whats-causing-mysterious-sounds-coming-sky-loud-set-car-alarms.html

Is this that thing you were on about a few weeks back, Leevil?

Quote: keewik @ March 5 2012, 11:39 PM GMT

Institutionalisation is the problem. I once blackened my copybook with someone when I compared boarding school to children's home in that the residents become so institutionalised they end up in the army - another institution. Then discovered her brother had been in boarding school and progressed to the army.

The boarding school that I went to when I was 12 was a fantastic place, and developed the personalities of us kids amazingly well, making many of us highly self-reliant and successful people.

Many of us ex-pupils are still in touch, see our website: http://www.kingalfredschool.com
but it was a very unusual school well ahead of its time; it was for both boys and girls and all grades. It was a school in Germany for children of British Forces, so it's not surprising that many of the boys and some of the girls went on to join the army. Some reached very high rank in the Army or Air Force.

I regret that I was not able to attend that boarding school for more than a year, due to the dates on which my serving father was moved from post to post, country to country. My elder brothers did spend more time there.

Though only 4000 pupils passed through the school in its brief lifetime of only 11 years, our ex-pupils include about 8 MBEs, a Major-General, an Air Commodore, a former chaplain of the Tower of London, one fairly well known actress. Oh and one of our ex-teachers, though he is now aged about 93 has been seen on TV performing in a Ballet production.

So not all boarding schools are bad for kids.

Wave

PS: Oh and a multi-millionaire, I almost forgot him. Cool

Quote: zooo @ March 6 2012, 12:37 AM GMT

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2110523/Whats-causing-mysterious-sounds-coming-sky-loud-set-car-alarms.html

Is this that thing you were on about a few weeks back, Leevil?

Not as scary as the first video which sounds like Godzilla. But the ones in the newsreport were closer.

The one I heard if I remember correctly, sounded like either an old van with its engine running or roadworks like steamrollers and diggers. The noises themselves didn't sound odd, although it was 5:30 in the morning. The odd thing was that the level of sound stayed constant, even 10 minutes down the road.

Sootyj whistles as he prepares his kazoo, one man band kit and disguise as a bush.

And prepares to spend the day following Leevil around...again.

Sootyj whistles as he prepares his kazoo, one man band kit and disguise as a bush.

And prepares to spend the day following Leevil around...again.

Quote: sootyj @ March 6 2012, 8:54 AM GMT

Sootyj whistles as he prepares his kazoo, one man band kit and disguise as a bush.

And prepares to spend the day following Leevil around...again.

Sootyj whistles as he prepares his kazoo, one man band kit and disguise as a bush.

And prepares to spend the day following Leevil around...again.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Lee @ March 6 2012, 1:44 AM GMT

Not as scary as the first video which sounds like Godzilla. But the ones in the newsreport were closer.

The one I heard if I remember correctly, sounded like either an old van with its engine running or roadworks like steamrollers and diggers. The noises themselves didn't sound odd, although it was 5:30 in the morning. The odd thing was that the level of sound stayed constant, even 10 minutes down the road.

Innnnteresting. That would fit in with the whole coming from the sky theory then.

Quote: billwill @ March 6 2012, 1:42 AM GMT

Though only 4000 pupils passed through the school in its brief lifetime of only 11 years, our ex-pupils include about 8 MBEs, a Major-General, an Air Commodore, a former chaplain of the Tower of London, one fairly well known actress. Oh and one of our ex-teachers, though he is now aged about 93 has been seen on TV performing in a Ballet production.

So not all boarding schools are bad for kids.

Wave

PS: Oh and a multi-millionaire, I almost forgot him. Cool

Unfortunately one of my conditions of me attending this school was a Manchurian candidate style induction.

If I hear the tune to the Archers, I must imediately assassinate the junior minister for fishing quotas.

So please don't play radio 4 near me!

Some would say that price is to high Bill.

Is billwill the multimillionaire?

Yes his tiger jumpers are made from real tigers.

Quote: chipolata @ March 6 2012, 10:20 AM GMT

Is billwill the multimillionaire?

If only!

Nope I'm a picoMillionaire.

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