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Why not just obtain a sleeping bag liner like they use at YMCA hostels?

Only ever one thing to clean

I miss being at boarding school and paying juniors 50p to make up my bed for me. Of course, when I was a junior I didn't get paid, I was savagely beaten and forced to stand in a cold shower until I learned to do it automatically. Ah...progress

You went to boarding school?

Is you posh?

No, it was a free boarding school where the prevailing accent was a South London one. I've got a posh voice though - people like their nannies to sound like Mary Poppins.

(When I say 'free boarding school' I don't mean prison...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa8ylubMFJM

(seriously sounds like an intriguing story)

Trying to remember who recorded 'Tiger Feet'

Errr

Mud I think.

Yeah, Mud

Quote: sootyj @ March 5 2012, 9:48 PM GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa8ylubMFJM

(seriously sounds like an intriguing story)

Looks like a poor man's 'If'

Quote: Shandonbelle @ March 5 2012, 9:51 PM GMT

Mud I think.

That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right !

ha!

Quote: Harridan @ March 5 2012, 9:52 PM GMT

Yeah, Mud

Looks like a poor man's 'If'

A poor girls Scum featuring a young Ray Winsome.

So how did you end up in a boarding school?

Quote: Oldrocker @ March 5 2012, 9:49 PM GMT

Trying to remember who recorded 'Tiger Feet'

Errr

And it was quicker to ask us lot than Google it
?!

I think Rocker was pulling a prank.

The young scamp.

Grecian Urn.

Rascal

Kids today huh?

Quote: sootyj @ March 5 2012, 9:55 PM GMT

So how did you end up in a boarding school?

Well, my parents were killed and I was living with my aunt and uncle and cousin in a cupboard under the stairs...

No, I was just overly sentimental so they sent away to become a cold emotionless screw-up Teary tres tragique

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