British Comedy Guide

What are you eating? Page 560

You know how some people buy a kebab after a nights drinking? I am a vegetarian so I would always buy the deep fried pizza. They would get a pizza and fold it in half and then cook it. One day I got one stone cold sober. It was like eating a sponge that had been soaked in a pint of a cheesy grease Sick Scotland Sick <3 Sick

I've had a deep fried mars bar.

In no way does it taste fishy, just so you know. It's like a greasy caramel pain au chocolat.

I'm eating a Crunchie bar. It's been years since Ive had one. Hello old friend.

Also ate one of those cream filled hippo things. Only adults seem to buy these. Now I understand. Lovely stuff.

I love those little hippos!

I have Haribo. Am enjoying all the sugar I can before Lent. Am giving it up to help encourage my Dad to cut down because of his diabetes.

Just heated something that is suposed be soup with rice. It smells like cat food.

I think it might be marmite on toast for dinner instead.

My lovely man has been buying me lots of cream-eggs!!

How do you eat yours?

I'm eating slices of crumpet bread with cheese grilled on top

Sexxx

Yowza.

HANDS OFF.

Mine

All

Mine

Angry

Show me your war face!

Quote: zooo @ March 5 2012, 9:57 PM GMT

Angry

That's not a war face!

I don't like crumpets, they taste weird. I like all other breadesque products, why do crumpets taste weird?

Quote: zooo @ March 5 2012, 9:57 PM GMT

Angry

* throws a bit of left over crust at Zooo's head then legs it cackling with laughter *

Quote: AJGO @ March 5 2012, 10:02 PM GMT

I don't like crumpets, they taste weird. I like all other breadesque products, why do crumpets taste weird?

Nooooooooo it's not a crumpet

It's a crumpet loaf!

Big difference

Normal crumpets are shit

Quote: AJGO @ March 5 2012, 10:02 PM GMT

I don't like crumpets, they taste weird. I like all other breadesque products, why do crumpets taste weird?

Because they have the texture of resilient mould?

It's why I likes 'em.

What is a crumpet loaf?? How have I never heard of this.

I didn't notice you'd written crumpet bread. I just saw the word crumpet and started dribbling.

Share this page