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Quote: AJGO @ March 3 2012, 6:51 PM GMT

Can I come to the next fight? Where can I put my bet on? I'll stick a monkey on the badger

Sticking a monkey up a badger sounds more like twisted pornography then a good honest punchup.

I found a good use for my freezer:

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Quote: Harridan @ March 3 2012, 6:52 PM GMT

That's just what I called them after I disposed of them. It's hard to tell them apart so I look at the wounds...

Darkness

You're fitting right in!

Quote: AJGO @ March 3 2012, 6:52 PM GMT

Oh noooo. I don't want to take decisive action Huh?

At the top of the freezer can you access the seal? Maybe you can gently push the seal away from the rest of the freezer with your fingers.

Quote: DaButt @ March 3 2012, 6:53 PM GMT

I found a good use for my freezer:

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DaButt when you eventually die, you'll be found with a glass in your hand and a smile on your face.

I have never seen drawers on freezers

Quote: sootyj @ March 3 2012, 6:52 PM GMT

Sticking a monkey up a badger sounds more like twisted pornography then a good honest punchup.

I said On! That's far more reasonable

Ooh, the joint will of the BCG has opened the freezer door!
F**k me, that is a lot of ice

Quote: bigfella @ March 3 2012, 6:55 PM GMT

I have never seen drawers on freezers

Some pornography is to niche even for the internet.

Quote: bigfella @ March 3 2012, 6:55 PM GMT

I have never seen drawers on freezers

I built the collar so that the taps could be installed. If you drill holes through a freezer you'll hit coolant lines and ruin the appliance.

I stained it to look nice and added the handles to make it easier to lift the lid.

Facebook comes through again:

My friend just notified me that they're all having lunch and drinking beer at the golf course across the street. Off I go ...

Quote: AJGO @ March 3 2012, 6:59 PM GMT

Ooh, the joint will of the BCG has opened the freezer door!
F**k me, that is a lot of ice

Any peas?

Frozen peas rock.

How can something so cheap, healthy and convenient be possible?

Stick them with boiling rice, in a soup, in mashed potatoes.

They rock.

Quote: zooo @ March 3 2012, 7:04 PM GMT

Any peas?

Too soon to tell. Will keep you updated.
How can people dislike Status Report? Laughing out loud

Quote: AJGO @ March 3 2012, 6:52 PM GMT

Oh noooo. I don't want to take decisive action Huh?

Is it a vertical freezer or is it a chest freezer?

It could be a stuck seal as suggested, have you got a heavy duty screwdriver or a crowbar that you could use to gently try to pry it open. If it moves a bit & you can see the seal stretching at the edges, you can afford to apply a bit more force. Take care it might then open suddenly & the door might whack you.

Quote: billwill @ March 3 2012, 7:18 PM GMT

Is it a vertical freezer or is it a chest freezer?

It could be a stuck seal as suggested, have you got a heavy duty screwdriver or a crowbar that you could use to gently try to pry it open. If it moves a bit & you can see the seal stretching at the edges, you can afford to apply a bit more force. Take care it might then open suddenly & the door might whack you.

Too slow, the freezer is open and we're trying to get our hands on the forzen contents. I don't want the peas, for the record, but if there are any fish fingers, dibs!

Am spending my Saturday night hair-drying a freezer.
I wonder when I became so dull?

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