It's a warm spring day, the trees are blooming, birds are chirping and the sky is a beautiful blue. But none of my neighbors are at home to drink beer with, so it might as well be a cold and rainy winter day. 
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Quote: sootyj @ March 3 2012, 6:40 PM GMTHow intriguing.
You didn't get in a punch up with the guy who impersonates Thomas Moore did you?
The other business!
Quote: Harridan @ March 3 2012, 6:41 PM GMTice pick? crow bar?
Don't want to break the seal. The actual magnet seal, not the ice seal that may just well be responsible for all global warming
Quote: AJGO @ March 3 2012, 6:40 PM GMTIt's been off for 22 hours and nothing... Don't know the last time it was opened let alone defrosted
Can't get hair dryer on freezer until I can open the door!
They're taking up my vegetable space. I'm living near you now, gis a hand chucking the bodies in the reservoir
Have you moved now & found an old running freezer in your new place?
Goodness knows what might be in there.
PS: before there were fridges & freezers, people use to collect ice in winter & store in moderately insulated places & it lasted till Summer, so it might be a LONG time before you can open that mystery box.
@AJGO are you sure it's frozen? Perhaps the seal has somehow fused it shut?
Quote: DaButt @ March 3 2012, 6:42 PM GMTIt's a warm spring day, the trees are blooming, birds are chirping and the sky is a beautiful blue. But none of my neighbors are at home to drink beer with, so it might as well be a cold and rainy winter day.
Draw a face on a volleyball. At least the beer bill will be cheap.
Quote: zooo @ March 3 2012, 6:41 PM GMTIs the freezer in the garden??
Was referring to bodies sootyj mentioned, not an allotment patch. I depend mostly on freezer for nutrition, veggies that can be ignored and then cooked in 5 mins are excellent
Quote: billwill @ March 3 2012, 6:44 PM GMTHave you moved now & found an old running freezer in your new place?
Goodness knows what might be in there.
PS: before there were fridges & freezers, people use to collect ice in winter & store in moderately insulated places & it lasted till Summer, so it might be a LONG time before you can open that mystery box.
Heh, no, it's at me mams. So hopefully nothing too dodgy!
Dunno what to do...
Ooh, frozen peas. Sometimes I eat them from the bag. 
Quote: AJGO @ March 3 2012, 6:40 PM GMTThey're taking up my vegetable space. I'm living near you now, gis a hand chucking the bodies in the reservoir
You found somewhere? Good stuff.
And as for the reservoir. That's where I organise Pug v Badger fights.
Can't mix business and pleasure.
Quote: Harridan @ March 3 2012, 6:44 PM GMT@AJGO are you sure it's frozen? Perhaps the seal has somehow fused it shut?
Does that happen? I am clearly very undomesticated
Quote: zooo @ March 3 2012, 6:47 PM GMTOoh, frozen peas. Sometimes I eat them from the bag.
Harridan what were your last 2 boyfriends called?
Quote: Harridan @ March 3 2012, 6:41 PM GMTice pick? crow bar?
Nice fellas?
Quote: AJGO @ March 3 2012, 6:48 PM GMTDoes that happen? I am clearly very undomesticated
Old plastic can get a bit sticky and do funny things. Depends how long it's been shut!
Quote: sootyj @ March 3 2012, 6:48 PM GMTYou found somewhere? Good stuff.
And as for the reservoir. That's where I organise Pug v Badger fights.
Can't mix business and pleasure.
Staying at Mums' for a wee while. Can I come to the next fight? Where can I put my bet on? I'll stick a monkey on the badger
Snigger.
Quote: sootyj @ March 3 2012, 6:49 PM GMTHarridan what were your last 2 boyfriends called?
"ice pick? crow bar?"
Nice fellas?
That's just what I called them after I disposed of them. It's hard to tell them apart so I look at the wounds...
Quote: Harridan @ March 3 2012, 6:50 PM GMTOld plastic can get a bit sticky and do funny things. Depends how long it's been shut!
Oh noooo. I don't want to take decisive action 