F/X: MOTOR TRAVELLING AT HIGH SPEED, SUDDEN
SHRIEK OF BRAKES
POLICEMAN:This your particle accelerator, sir?
SCIENTIST:Um, yes, no, possibly.
POLICEMAN'you realise you was exceeding the speed of light? You do know that's against the law?
SCIENTIST:Which law?
POLICEMAN:E = mc2.
SCIENTIST:It wasn't that fast, officer, the cable's faulty.
POLICEMANSceptical) I see. (Writing) "Claims speedo bust." Anything else?
SCIENTIST:Yes. It wasn't me driving, it was my wife.
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