Tesco/Apprentice Sketch
FX: The Apprentice introduction music throughout.
MANAGER:
This isn't a game. This is a 4-week work experience scheme.
VOICEOVER:
From job centres across the city, 12 people have come to Tesco. They're here to compete for a job worth £15,000 pounds a year.
MANAGER:
I don't care where you're from. I'm looking for someone that isn't motivated by money, or career prospects, or job satisfaction.
VOICEOVER:
To succeed, they're going to have to work 40 hours a week filling freezers, and taking orders from this man, Tesco branch manager, Barry Bolan.
MANAGER:
(SHOUTING) Did you even ask if they had a Nectar card?!
VOICEOVER:
In this economy, it's the chance of a lifetime. Tesco is on the lookout for an Apprentice.
MANAGER:
You're fired!
