Lawyer.
A DNA test has proved that it was your semen on the rape victim.
Rapist.
Shit, so that's it eh?
Lawyer.
You'll probably get life, with a minimum of 30years,
but your cholestorol's fine
Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall
Rapist.
And AIDS! *snigger*
*I am in training to produce offensive material with Skib so excuse this experimental delving into the depths: it's research, ask Langham!
** nice sketch Jerf .. nice to see a short one, they are good to do! 
yeah, good'n Jerf but the end line should be ...you've got A.I.Ds...imo
Quote: bushbaby @ January 18, 2008, 11:47 PMyeah, good'n Jerf but the end line should be ...you've got A.I.Ds...imo
It usually is.
Short sketches I like ['cos I can't write them] but this I don't. Just don't find it funny. Hey, I'm well in the minority Jerf so I don't think you've got much to worry about.
Its good Jerf but do the Good news/bad news style and it would be better I think
Funny stuff. Could use a little tweak though. The lawyer delivering all three of those lines at the end - it just seems like a bit of a mouth full. Something like this might help...
LAWYER
You'll probably get life, with a minimum of 30 years.
DEFENDANT
Oh no.
LAWYER
Don't worry, you'll only do 6 months,
DEFENDANT
Thank God!
LAWYER
You have cancer.
David. Too long mate, thanks anyway, won't be swapping banter anymore, I'm getting chucked off the site, I know, you'll be gutted.
A good quickie, though I do think Bussells ending tweak would make it work even better.
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 19, 2008, 5:01 PMDavid. Too long mate, thanks anyway, won't be swapping banter anymore, I'm getting chucked off the site, I know, you'll be gutted.
I have every faith you'll be back and crankier than ever.
Jerf: I think giving the upper hand to the rapist (see my post) puts your sketch into the stratosphere mate and I suggest that FU-2 (Skibbington's new venture) could use it in that form!!!
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 19, 2008, 5:01 PMDavid. Too long mate, thanks anyway
Do a word count and David's is actually shorter by about TEN words. >_< 
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 19, 2008, 5:01 PMDavid, won't be swapping banter anymore, I'm getting chucked off the site, I know, you'll be gutted.
You don't swap banter, you insult; and your membership is completely within your own destiny, Jerf.
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 19, 2008, 5:01 PMDavid. Too long mate, thanks anyway, won't be swapping banter anymore, I'm getting chucked off the site, I know, you'll be gutted.
You've been sent a friendly PM (not a warning) Jerf I'm hardly beating you with a banning stick.
(or any other type of stick)
ban the twat.
Quote: Rockabilly @ January 19, 2008, 5:41 PMban the twat.
No manners but what a critic.